the Jolly-hockey-Sticks Jolly June Jamboree NSD Challenge!

Knit_Witch

kerri_gt wrote: »

And I assume you don't mean cucumber, cream cheese, egg mayo, cress, cheese, tomato and smoked salmon all in one? :rotfl:

I have made some cheese and pineapple hedgehogs (no hedgehogs were harmed in the making :rotfl:)

No, but don't give Igor any ideas :eek: (and thank heavens for no animal cruelty :rotfl:)

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

Now, chaps and chappesses, while it's half time let's have a team inspection.

Love the pigtails, cw that banker on the other team got such a nasty shock when he pulled them. How clever of you to think of threading barbed wire through them.....Hubert, that fluorescent rainbow ensemble is giving me a headache, try and wave it at the other side a bit......beanie you look gorgeous as ever. Doc Marten do a fab line in stilettos, don't' they? Careful Hubert doesn't nick them......Knitwitch are you sure the cakes and sarnies will be safe by the stones, you know it gets busy at Stonehenge on Solstice Day?

As we are currently leading 27-0 I think we could break open the champers now and have a teensy drop to set us up for second half, don't you?

Igor - shut up and stir your goulash before it clots......

The food is perfectly safe, I bribed Severus Snape and Legolas Greenleaf to look after it! (I mentioned something about a Rocky Horror Pole Dance and they both agreed instantly )

Right if someone can pop the corks on the Elderflower fizz we are good to go :T

kerri_gt

Knit_Witch wrote: »

The food is perfectly safe, I bribed Severus Snape and Legolas Greenleaf to look after it! (I mentioned something about a Rocky Horror Pole Dance and they both agreed instantly )

Right if someone can pop the corks on the Elderflower fizz we are good to go :T

Is Snape allowed at the performance? Harry Potter is a PG you know :rotfl: luckily it's a very family friendly performance, all welcome

This elderflower fizz is going down well....hic

Nargleblast

I don't believe it. I do NOT believe it. We were leading 27-0 at half time. Igor, tell me what was the final score again......I though so. 146-27. One hundred and forty six goals......to the other team! We got freaking slaughtered!!!!! Why????? We were doing so well......I thought, I honestly thought, a couple or six bottles of champagne and that crate of elderflower goo would see us through and bury the other team completely.

There was Igor, jiving in his basque and suspenders with Hubert, who should have been paying attention in the goal......kerri, showing off her pole dancing to that stock market chappie on the other team...honestly, she was up and down that pole like a tart's drawers......and where did that music come from? Oh, yes, Igor only went and hired the Good Ole Boys band after all, despite what happened last year.....cw was swigging away from a flagon of elderflower stuff, singing the St Trinian's theme song.......And Knitwitch obviously didn't bribe Snape and Greenleaf properly because all the ruddy Stonehenge tourists swiped our grub and totally yaffled it. Which only leaves Igor's festering goulash......and why were the rest of the team doing the Time Warp instead of stopping the other side from scoring? Not to mention the incident with the pink furry handcuffs.....we will have to have another whipround to bail ShirePiskie out of the local nick.........

Oh, the shame, the shame.......

Knit_Witch

Erm is grass supposed to be pink and the sky sort of green and white polka dots? The Elderflower fizz was okay, but where did we get the champers from? It wasn't that 15 year old lot of Chateaux Igor was it?

Nargleblast

No idea, Knitwitch, we will have to get the forensic testing kit out later, that is if there's any booze left to test....in the meantime, help me get this drunken mob back into the Tardis, will you? I think it is time to head back to Ennessdee Towers for a good stiff mug of cocoa to sober everyone up....not YOUR recipe, Igor, you have done enough damage as it is....honestly, fancy giving Hubert that putrid goulash, with his delicate constitution...it will take us months to get the stink out of the police cell mattresses.....

Knit_Witch

Nargleblast wrote: »

No idea, Knitwitch, we will have to get the forensic testing kit out later, that is if there's any booze left to test....in the meantime, help me get this drunken mob back into the Tardis, will you? I think it is time to head back to Ennessdee Towers for a good stiff mug of cocoa to sober everyone up....not YOUR recipe, Igor, you have done enough damage as it is....honestly, fancy giving Hubert that putrid goulash, with his delicate constitution...it will take us months to get the stink out of the police cell mattresses.....

Hmm Nargle, the way everyone is I think we had better set up a Conga Line (can we grab Snape, Legolas and David Tennant on the way?)

Nargleblast

Ok everyone, line up behind Knitwitchfor a conga into the Tardis! Here we go....everybody con-gah! Come on and do the timewarp.......
All right, Igor, leave the goulash behind, it will kill the weeds...
Aye Yay Conga!

beanielou

The polka dot sky will match my polka dot doc martens!!!
We are finishing early tonight.

Knit_Witch

beanielou wrote: »

The polka dot sky will match my polka dot doc martens!!!
We are finishing early tonight.

Nah we are headed to Eessdee Towers where I stashed more food and safe booze!