the Jolly-hockey-Sticks Jolly June Jamboree NSD Challenge!

marmiterulesok

Hi all fellow hockey stick-wielding,shouters of vile threats,and weirdly-dressed,fearsome hockey players.I do like Hubert's pink and lime green tartan kilt,with a tangerine orange velvet trim,yellow frilly knickers and high heeled pink wellie combo.It does make running just a bit tricky though!He has an uncle who is in the clothing trade,and,for some reason,wanted rid of these lovely garments,so we'll all be dressed just like Hubert!:D

Mind you,I don't know why Igor has turned up in a basque,high heels and suspenders....oh,that's right...Rocky Horror...he is a major fan.If for any reason things get out of hand,he's going to pelt the opposition with last year's shrimp and cucumber scones.

Right,so it's time for a warm up,I guess?

And maybe just check that we can fit into our cossies?:eek:

Is there anyone else there who can keep the story going?!:)

I will definitely be back later today with a nice,big update,but need to do some gardening first,which I've been putting off for a few days.

marmiterulesok

Yeah,it's the weekend!!!

kerri_gt

Hubert, Hubert! Come back NOW with my red wig, I cannot possibly dance as Columbia without it, and I don't want Igor trying to curry it .....

marmiterulesok

kerri_gt wrote: »

Hubert, Hubert! Come back NOW with my red wig, I cannot possibly dance as Columbia without it, and I don't want Igor trying to curry it .....

Mmmm,curried wig with tangy sweetcorn and pilchard relish..where does Igor get his ideas?:eek:

Right,off to the garden now.:)

Knit_Witch

*shhhh* don't tell Igor but I have 3 barrels of Aspalls cider, 20 cases of wine and loads of sandwiches (choices are cucumber and cream cheese, egg mayo and cress, cheddar and tomato or smoked salmon!)

kerri_gt

Knit_Witch wrote: »

*shhhh* don't tell Igor but I have 3 barrels of Aspalls cider, 20 cases of wine and loads of sandwiches (choices are cucumber and cream cheese, egg mayo and cress, cheddar and tomato or smoked salmon!)

And I assume you don't mean cucumber, cream cheese, egg mayo, cress, cheese, tomato and smoked salmon all in one? :rotfl:

I have made some cheese and pineapple hedgehogs (no hedgehogs were harmed in the making :rotfl:) too, if we put the table behind on of the big Stonehenge stones, Igor will never notice...

cw18

My alter-ego is all ready for the hockey match, sporting a St Trinian's outfit I managed to 'borrow' from an old film studio!!

The real me is off to see Elt0n John in concert..... he was the first person I saw at a concert (in Dec '85 ), and I think tonight takes me to the point I need my second hand to count the number of concerts I've been to in total

Knit_Witch

kerri_gt wrote: »

And I assume you don't mean cucumber, cream cheese, egg mayo, cress, cheese, tomato and smoked salmon all in one? :rotfl:

I have made some cheese and pineapple hedgehogs (no hedgehogs were harmed in the making :rotfl:) too, if we put the table behind on of the big Stonehenge stones, Igor will never notice...

Ah the food is being held at Stonehenge and the hockey match at the Rings of Brodgar then?!

fedupandskint

NSD 18 today

Nargleblast

Now, chaps and chappesses, while it's half time let's have a team inspection.

Love the pigtails, cw that banker on the other team got such a nasty shock when he pulled them. How clever of you to think of threading barbed wire through them.....Hubert, that fluorescent rainbow ensemble is giving me a headache, try and wave it at the other side a bit......beanie you look gorgeous as ever. Doc Marten do a fab line in stilettos, don't' they? Careful Hubert doesn't nick them......Knitwitch are you sure the cakes and sarnies will be safe by the stones, you know it gets busy at Stonehenge on Solstice Day?

As we are currently leading 27-0 I think we could break open the champers now and have a teensy drop to set us up for second half, don't you?

Igor - shut up and stir your goulash before it clots......