A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

David.

davemorton wrote: »

Have I been missing rude chat?

No but I reckon PD is a goer :rotfl:

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Have I been missing rude chat?

Yes, loads. Knickers, underpants, cupless bras, fetishes, girl on girl......trust you to go out on a Friday night. TUT!

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

That is far too spooky. :eek:

She is sat on my lap

fairclaire

Tinyshoes wrote: »

That is far too spooky. :eek:

Great minds..........:whistle: :rotfl:

elliemoo

fairclaire wrote: »

They go to a place in Belfast known as the DLO......Dead letter office

Good evening all.

I work opposite said building. As far as I know they do try their best to reunite with sender/recipient(sp) and some do eventually be auctioned off. I would so love to wander round the place and see what strange post there is that is lost.

purpledonkey

WhoWantsChicken wrote: »

Dammit trying to think of a witty comeback

Give me 20 minutes

Your OH is a lucky lady :rotfl:

(sorry I don't know what has gotten into me tonight, not an innuendo, for once!)

savvy_sal

Due to the ASDA Price Guarantee, you're entitled to a voucher of £6.41:
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Why £6.41?
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11 items (10 different) on your bill qualify for comparison ASDA Tesco
+£5.83

0.13 x ASDA Carrots by Weight per kg £0.09 £0.09
0.13 x ASDA Onions by Weight per kg £0.09 £0.10
1 x ASDA Smartprice Chopped Tomatoes (400g) £0.31 £0.34
1 x ASDA White Potatoes (2.5Kg) £2.00 £2.00
1 x Paxo Sage & Onion Stuffing (170g) £0.98 £0.25
1 x ASDA Smartprice Broken Mandarins in Light Syrup (3... £0.35 £0.35
1 x ASDA Smartprice Gravy Granules for Meat Dishes (20... £0.20 £0.20
1 x ASDA Smartprice New Potatoes in Water (550g) £0.14 £0.14
2 x ASDA Smartprice Unsmoked Back Bacon (500g) £5.44 £1.62
1 x ASDA Bananas by Weight per kg £2.00 £0.68

Comparison total £11.60 £5.77
Didn't buy any bananas at all
Pots and bapples 2 for £3
shop 21.07

davemorton

David. wrote: »

No but I reckon PD is a goer :rotfl:

Well judging by the pics she sends me, I would say that is a definite. :cool:

fairclaire wrote: »

Yes, loads. Knickers, underpants, cupless bras, fetishes, girl on girl......trust you to go out on a Friday night. TUT!

Sounds like a Friday night to me

WhoWantsChicken

purpledonkey wrote: »

Your OH is a lucky lady :rotfl:

(sorry I don't know what has gotten into me tonight, not an innuendo, for once!)

And here we go back to the smut, well I'm far too young & innocent for this talk!

Also 20 minutes what do you think I am Italian?

zagubov

What did they call common sense before we all had tons of it?
What did they call rush hour when it was still slow? Hmmm, wait a minute.....

Where do your thoughts go when you've finished thinking them?
Oh hang on I've just realised mine end up in posts on threads like this one.:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsbgx7QHBMY&feature=youtu.be :beer: