A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

purpledonkey

davemorton wrote: »

Sounds like you and your crew have been raising more than that tonight! :cool:

I am a bad influence and apologies if any of the morning shift are offended, will reign it in, so to speak. :kisses3:

fairclaire

elliemoo wrote: »

No you are definitely not mad, it is a very real place.

I've been having a little lurk now and again over the last couple of weeks. I have been busy with rl, I did catch that things are tough for you but I see you are still hanging in there. I have learned over the last couple of weeks that there are some truly amazing and humane people in life with a true vocation and dedication.

As I said, it's lovely to see you posting. I hope whatever is going on in RL doesn't keep you too busy, or challenge you too much.

Miss your choons

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

I am a bad influence and apologies if any of the morning shift are offended, will reign it in, so to speak. :kisses3:

Favoritism :eek:

Jelly_Biactol

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

I have another one: where does the dark go when you switch the lights on?

Obviously, really (thought it took a child to give me the right answer): it does't go anywhere, but you can't see it because the lights are on.

davemorton

Oh, oh, had one of those moments in life earlier in life that ticks a box (I hops Savvy will know what I mean)
I was waiting at a roundabout that has traffic lights that are only on for certain hours of the day....and I was waiting at the lights when it must have become time for the roundabout not to have lights any more, and they went out... I was so so happy.

zippydooda

savvy_sal wrote: »

due to the asda price guarantee, you're entitled to a voucher of £6.41:
Asda voucher
why £6.41?
« back to comparison results
11 items (10 different) on your bill qualify for comparison asda tesco
+£5.83

0.13 x asda carrots by weight per kg £0.09 £0.09
0.13 x asda onions by weight per kg £0.09 £0.10
1 x asda smartprice chopped tomatoes (400g) £0.31 £0.34
1 x asda white potatoes (2.5kg) £2.00 £2.00
1 x paxo sage & onion stuffing (170g) £0.98 £0.25
1 x asda smartprice broken mandarins in light syrup (3... £0.35 £0.35
1 x asda smartprice gravy granules for meat dishes (20... £0.20 £0.20
1 x asda smartprice new potatoes in water (550g) £0.14 £0.14
2 x asda smartprice unsmoked back bacon (500g) £5.44 £1.62
1 x asda bananas by weight per kg £2.00 £0.68

comparison total £11.60 £5.77
didn't buy any bananas at all
pots and bapples 2 for £3
shop 21.07

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WhoWantsChicken

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

What was Captain Hook called before the crocodile bit off his hand?

I heard the crocodile incident was a conspiracy, apparently the crocodile was hired by Captain Hook to bite his hand off so he could change his name to Hook because before that his name was Captain Rupert & it sounded like a really stupid name for a big scary pirate :rotfl:

elliemoo

fairclaire wrote: »

As I said, it's lovely to see you posting. I hope whatever is going on in RL doesn't keep you too busy, or challenge you too much.

Miss your choons

RL sorted now.

I cant get any choons at the minute. I have had to take utube off all the gadgets in the house as my 2 boys had just turned into the most foul mouthed dudes around, everyting is locked down with parental controls and I don't know how to bypass them. They said words I had never heard of but way over the top for young boys. I need to set up a new laptop just for myself so I can listen to some decent choons.

Tinyshoes

DM did you read about my fizz bottle.

davemorton

Oh, a classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8