A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

Savvybuyer

Hi there, can anyone confirm:( that T's Smoked or Unsmoked Gammon Steaks (2 per pack - 360g) do not compare against Sains. (S is 320g so it's very just outside T's nominal 10% weight. However, that may not be enforced and, if it does glitch, it may be very good indeed if T are 3 for £10 or 2 for £7 and therefore 3x £4 individual vs £2.50 each at S. Could you confirm that, sadly, this doesn't work? TIA.)

fairclaire

davemorton wrote: »

Oh, oh, had one of those moments in life earlier in life that ticks a box (I hops Savvy will know what I mean)
I was waiting at a roundabout that has traffic lights that are only on for certain hours of the day....and I was waiting at the lights when it must have become time for the roundabout not to have lights any more, and they went out... I was so so happy.

I bet you put your foot down and accelerated round the roundabout when there's really no need!
Men need to slow down on roundabouts

David.

Tinyshoes wrote: »

Me and Mildred will be jealous.

Up your game then
Videos

purpledonkey

Here's some questions for you JB:

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to a pan?
Why is that rain drops and snow falls?

Jelly_Biactol

purpledonkey wrote: »

I am a bad influence and apologies if any of the morning shift are offended, will reign it in, so to speak.

The scene: nursery school
The cast: young Jelly told off for being naughty, and trying to justify their behaviour to teacher.
"Please, Miss, purpledonkey is being a bad effluence on me!"

davemorton

Tinyshoes wrote: »

DM did you read about my fizz bottle.

yes, so so sad, what type was it, can you remember, then when I drink mine, I will let you know how nice it is

Tinyshoes

davemorton wrote: »

Oh, a classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8

Will you and FC stop confusing me as to what night it is. Please and thankyou. :eek:

davemorton

fairclaire wrote: »

I bet you put your foot down and accelerated round the roundabout when there's really no need!
Men need to slow down on roundabouts

Well we are used to you women driving us round the bend so quickly, it becomes second nature

fairclaire

elliemoo wrote: »

RL sorted now.

I cant get any choons at the minute. I have had to take utube off all the gadgets in the house as my 2 boys had just turned into the most foul mouthed dudes around, everyting is locked down with parental controls and I don't know how to bypass them. They said words I had never heard of but way over the top for young boys. I need to set up a new laptop just for myself so I can listen to some decent choons.

Oh my!! :rotfl:
Ive had a shocking incident myself tonight but I'm still absorbing it, all will be revealed when I recover :o

I think DM should give us a choon

zippydooda

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

What was Captain Hook called before the crocodile bit off his hand?

james.........