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A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

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  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    zagubov wrote: »
    Also, what did they call barn owls before they invented barns?

    Homeless :D
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    WhoWantsChicken wrote: »
    I enjoy the fact we can speak quite philosophical whilst some naughty people talk dirty.

    I wanna be in the middle of the party so...

    ....Bum :D

    I believe that position is at the end ;)
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • WhoWantsChicken
    WhoWantsChicken Posts: 405 Forumite
    My favourite was when the OH replied sarcastically with "how long is a piece of string?"

    Obviously it's twice as long as half a piece of string

    She hasn't said it since :)
    If only batman was here, he'd soon get you told
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    zagubov wrote: »
    Also, what did they call barn owls before they invented barns?

    Homeless? :o
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Car Insurance Carver!
    zagubov wrote: »
    Also, what did they call barn owls before they invented barns?
    Owls?? .......
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • WhoWantsChicken
    WhoWantsChicken Posts: 405 Forumite
    purpledonkey wrote: »
    I believe that position is at the end ;)
    Dammit trying to think of a witty comeback

    Give me 20 minutes :D
    If only batman was here, he'd soon get you told
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    WhoWantsChicken wrote: »
    I enjoy the fact we can speak quite philosophical whilst some naughty people talk dirty.

    I wanna be in the middle of the party so...

    ....Bum :D

    I can't even spell phylosiphical, pholeosilyphical, so not sure what party I am at. :p
  • davemorton
    davemorton Posts: 29,084 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Car Insurance Carver!
    Have I been missing rude chat? :(
    “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?”
    Juvenal, The Sixteen Satires
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    Homeless :D
    fairclaire wrote: »
    Homeless? :o

    That is far too spooky. :eek:
  • Classy_Chick06
    Classy_Chick06 Posts: 4,195 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    Homeless :D

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    It`s nice to be important, but its more important to be nice.
    The world is full of people throwing stones at us. Its what you do with them that counts. Build a wall or build a bridge.
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