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A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

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  • tbw
    tbw Posts: 5,137 Forumite
    rhyl wrote: »
    I think they're worn by women who don't have a lot of time to waste :)

    Do you mean piece workers rather than hourly paid?
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  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    Could have been worse. You could have been trying to dry your sofa cushions with a hair dryer :o:rotfl::rotfl:



    I'll know in the morning if the stains have come out. Please keep your fingers crossed for me :A:)

    I do feel for you QoC. I will keep mine crossed for you. ;)
  • Strangely off topic here but I've got a random question, what happens to items that are unclaimed or unable to deliver at the Royal Mail? Do they auction it off? Surely they've got to do something with it, it can't just stay there?
    If only batman was here, he'd soon get you told
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    Are we :j:j
    :p

    So excitable! Go have a cold bath ;)
    fairclaire wrote: »
    :silenced::silenced::silenced::silenced::rotfl:

    :rotfl: oh FC I hope I didn't make you blush.
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    Are we :j:j
    :p

    Only if you own holey underpants Dotty. :p
  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    Tinyshoes wrote: »
    Only if you own holey underpants Dotty. :p

    I can already count the ways he will corrupt that! Hello by the way, y'alright?
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    Strangely off topic here but I've got a random question, what happens to items that are unclaimed or unable to deliver at the Royal Mail? Do they auction it off? Surely they've got to do something with it, it can't just stay there?

    Send it back to sender Maybe :D
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • David.
    David. Posts: 24,086 Forumite
    So excitable! Go have a cold bath ;)



    :rotfl: oh FC I hope I didn't make you blush.

    Tease :(
    When The Fun Stops Stop ;)
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    David. wrote: »
    sofa stains :think:
    :eek:

    Oh don't!!! I had a colleague who went away for a weekend and left her teenage son home alone.
    She came in the office after the weekend away and was telling us all how the place was in a mess when she got back and that someone had spilled something all over the sofa. She reckoned they'd been eating yogurt and spilled it.
    We were all :whistle: :whistle: :rotfl::rotfl:
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    I can already count the ways he will corrupt that! Hello by the way, y'alright?

    Fine thanks, was just going to post and tell damo that Jeeves hits the spot quite nicely. :D
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