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A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

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  • Savvybuyer
    Savvybuyer Posts: 22,332 Forumite
    Eighth Anniversary 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    New Brand Match rules in NI (at least)from 2nd June.

    No need to spend £20 - just 10 items one of which should be comparable. They will only give money back on BRANDED stuff though, Watch this space.

    Ooooooooo....

    (Saying very slowly: ) Right.

    Okay...


    Thanks for letting me know!:T
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    Tinyshoes wrote: »
    Why is it men find it difficult to part with holey underpants. :o

    Do they? :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Are you not in charge of underpants in your house? I am! :D:rotfl::rotfl:
  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    savvy_sal wrote: »
    The old stuff was made to last.I'm still using my Mums soup saucepan that she bought from a jumble sale in 1965.It is quite
    a lot older than that.(New knickers are essential though)

    Mum's old pans and casseroles are at my country residence aka caravan. :D
  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    After the watershed, so I can relate this 'best relationship put-down' from last night - overheard I should add, not in our party...
    Young couple, early twenties, the woman had obviously done something wrong, and the man was proper distraught - in tears, big 'real man' too. "How could you do this to me? I love you so much, and you go and do this? You've broken my heart." Pleading, desperate, really upset. Woman finally turns to him and says (imagine this in a really annoyed, put-upon, northern voice):
    "Well, if I'd known you'd react like this, I wish I had fornicated your brother."
    (but she said a rude word:o)

    Which rude word???

    :D:D:D
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  • purpledonkey
    purpledonkey Posts: 6,997 Forumite
    Tinyshoes wrote: »
    Why is it men find it difficult to part with holey underpants. :o

    I often wonder why women bother with crotchless knickers, I mean really what a waste of money! :rotfl:
    'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
  • Sunshinemummy
    Sunshinemummy Posts: 17,377 Forumite
    That's almost as bad as telling your OH that you fancy her sister! It was a joke that went horribly wrong :eek:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  • Tinyshoes
    Tinyshoes Posts: 29,014 Forumite
    fairclaire wrote: »
    Oh I'm not much good with BM. I've not done them often enough and when I get one I always struggle with what to spend it on. Sains keep bombarding me with cond. spends though, and Ive still not got round to spending my £50 GC

    I'm not good with BM either that's why it has only been a thought. :o

    But I have never done an online order so was tempted to mix with the champagne on grabbit and use new customer code. ;)
  • zagubov
    zagubov Posts: 17,938 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    There is no honour to be had in not knowing a thing that can be known - Danny Baker
  • pattylabelle
    pattylabelle Posts: 7,474 Forumite
    Ninth Anniversary Combo Breaker
    zippydooda wrote: »
    is it 10 different items?


    yes that's what the wee piece of print out said that I wombled.
    never stop doing your best because someone doesn't give you credit
  • fairclaire
    fairclaire Posts: 22,698 Forumite
    I often wonder why women bother with crotchless knickers, I mean really what a waste of money! :rotfl:

    And draughty! :eek:
    That's strange, I had a reason to ask someone why there was a need for bras without cups the other night :o because I don't understand why? :rotfl::rotfl:
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