A chicken is for life not just Christmas Dinner (An 11+ ELITE Thread)

purpledonkey

fairclaire wrote: »

Oh don't!!! I had a colleague who went away for a weekend and left her teenage son home alone.
She came in the office after the weekend away and was telling us all how the place was in a mess when she got back and that someone had spilled something all over the sofa. She reckoned they'd been eating yogurt and spilled it.
We were all :whistle: :whistle: :rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl:

David. wrote: »

Tease

I may tease with words, but at least it's not pictures!

Tinyshoes

David. wrote: »

Just for legs and waist

Only 3 holes. :rotfl:

That's a shame.

Jelly_Biactol

WhoWantsChicken wrote: »

Strangely off topic here but I've got a random question?

I have another one: where does the dark go when you switch the lights on?

Tinyshoes

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

I have another one: where does the dark go when you switch the lights on?

Or even where does the light go when you switch it off. :eek:

purpledonkey

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

I have another one: where does the dark go when you switch the lights on?

Two answers I can think of:

1. It doesn't go anywhere as I perceive 'dark' to mean the absence of light.

2. Dark absorbs the light in the way that dark colours absorb the heat from the sun so it still kind of coexists.

3. I can't count.

David.

purpledonkey wrote: »

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I may tease with words, but at least it's not pictures!

No don't stop sending them

davemorton

Oi Oi Saveloy!!
Evening all.

zagubov

Jelly_Biactol wrote: »

I have another one: where does the dark go when you switch the lights on?

Also, what did they call barn owls before they invented barns?

WhoWantsChicken

I enjoy the fact we can speak quite philosophical whilst some naughty people talk dirty.

I wanna be in the middle of the party so...

....Bum

purpledonkey

David. wrote: »

No don't stop sending them

But you said the last one made you