WARNING - Avoid Shell

starrystarry

tomtontom wrote: »

Does your mum know you refer to her as elderly? :eek:

Good point. My Mum's 70 and she'd have my guts for garters if I referred to her as elderly.

d123

Mylo_The_Moggy wrote: »

I doubt you'd get very far tbh.........Unless they offer you a full tank of petrol for free just to stop you banging on about it!

No, after the "TERRIBLE service", she needs to sue and demand a full tank of petrol free every month for life :rotfl:.

nearlyrich

I think you have a cheek calling your mum elderly if my children think I am elderly at 62 I will disown them...

marliepanda

nearlyrich wrote: »

I think you have a cheek calling your mum elderly if my children think I am elderly at 62 I will disown them...

but will you be able to spot them in a crowd to disown them? Apparently once you get to 62 you cannot see anything. I hope you're children are bigger than a4!

pollypenny

Emz11 wrote: »

well thankyou for your oh so sarcastic responses. bet you think your so big behind the computer screen well how about you come say it to my face. shell were rude to an elderly lady, didnt help that the worker barely spoke english.

a friend of mine owns a conservatory business and has told me it is actually the law to display a list of payment methods at the point of purchase. a cheap a4 sign is not enough.

'Elderly lady' at 62! You need to get real! I wonder how your mother would like to be described thus! :cool:

d123

pollypenny wrote: »

'Elderly lady' at 62! You need to get real! I wonder how your mother would like to be described thus! :cool:

As long as it's written on A4 or smaller it's OK, she'll never be able to read it .

Johnnytwostep

This could turn out to be a good nutter thread on a par with the coop vouchers or the subway free meatballs one.
I shall keep an eye out with interest.

bazzyb

Emz11 wrote: »

a friend of mine owns a conservatory business and has told me it is actually the law to display a list of payment methods at the point of purchase. a cheap a4 sign is not enough.

Your friend is an idiot.

mije1983

Emz11 wrote: »

it is actually the law to display a list of payment methods at the point of purchase.

You mean like, maybe some kind of sign, at the pump, say A4 in size, saying cash only........... :rotfl:

pollypenny

Johnnytwostep wrote: »

This could turn out to be a good nutter thread on a par with the coop vouchers or the subway free meatballs one.
I shall keep an eye out with interest.

Or the slippery floor in a Premier Inn bathroom!