WARNING - Avoid Shell

dealer_wins

MI5, FBI, this is getting serious. I can hear a helicopter approaching, Wait, oh no I am not going to be able to finis

MothballsWallet

dealer wins - next thing we'll hear will be that DFS get involved :rotfl:

pollypenny

MothballsWallet wrote: »

dealer wins - next thing we'll hear will be that DFS get involved :rotfl:

Come on, it has to be MFI,

MothballsWallet

pollypenny wrote: »

Come on, it has to be MFI,

Now, now, MFI doesn't exist any more, remember?

pollypenny

MothballsWallet wrote: »

Now, now, MFI doesn't exist any more, remember?

But does Emz know that? Perhaps her elderly mother is awaiting a delivery or she has a friend who works there.

sillyvixen

Emz11 wrote: »

*URGENT MESSAGE*

This account has been seized by the intelligence services.

Following investigation by MI5, Interpol, FBI and the Metropolitan Police, a raid was conducted on the home in the South London area l in the early hours of 5th May 2014. Two female suspects, one elderly, were taken into custody.

Due to the serious nature of this crime, we are unable to give further details at this time. This thread has been seized in order to be used as evidence in a future trial.

We respectfully ask that individuals with any further information contact us directly at our Thames House address.

Agent Bill Foster
Lead investigator
MI5

*ENDS*

emz11 - i would be careful - i am pretty sure it may be illegal to impersonate a MI5 officer (of course i can not be sure as i have no conservatory salesman friend to consult with). but my friend Derek who works on the fish counter at morrisons seems to think it is.

topdaddy_2

Siezed thread. Get a mod to move it to the Thames House section.
Idiot but entertaining.

SimonSays

sillyvixen wrote: »

emz11 - i would be careful - i am pretty sure it may be illegal to impersonate a MI5 officer (of course i can not be sure as i have no conservatory salesman friend to consult with). but my friend Derek who works on the fish counter at morrisons seems to think it is.

My mate Dave (Who reads the Sport on Sunday) said it is and his mate Mike who works in a frozen donner kebab factory agrees.

Money-Saving-King

SimonSays wrote: »

My mate Dave (Who reads the Sport on Sunday) said it is and his mate Mike who works in a frozen donner kebab factory agrees.

I'm not sure, I think I'll ask my cat!

MothballsWallet

sillyvixen wrote: »

emz11 - i would be careful - i am pretty sure it may be illegal to impersonate a MI5 officer (of course i can not be sure as i have no conservatory salesman friend to consult with). but my friend Derek who works on the fish counter at morrisons seems to think it is.

Also, MI5 staff don't call themselves "Agents", I believe they call themselves "Officers" - "Agent" is more what the FBI field staff call themselves.