WARNING - Avoid Shell

Emz11

*URGENT MESSAGE*

This account has been seized by the intelligence services.

Following investigation by MI5, Interpol, FBI and the Metropolitan Police, a raid was conducted on the home in the South London area l in the early hours of 5th May 2014. Two female suspects, one elderly, were taken into custody.

Due to the serious nature of this crime, we are unable to give further details at this time. This thread has been seized in order to be used as evidence in a future trial.

We respectfully ask that individuals with any further information contact us directly at our Thames House address.

Agent Bill Foster
Lead investigator
MI5

*ENDS*

DCFC79

I think we leave the thread to die, its getting tired now.

enkoda

Emz11 wrote: »

*URGENT MESSAGE*

This account has been seized by the intelligence services.

For crimes against intelligence, I hope!

PennyForThem_2

argomatt wrote: »

I think the best way to buy petrol is the ones where you drive up to the kiosk after taking the fuel.
I have only seen this at asda petrol stations so far.
But it avoids the inconvenience of having to go inside the shop and also avoiding the problems associated with the pay at pump. Best of both worlds.

lol Last time I did this someone before me had paid for my petrol so I paid for theirs lol Luckily it was cheaper.

pollypenny

No longer funny.

Pollycat

pollypenny wrote: »

No longer funny.

I agree, it's all rather sad - especially the OP's insistence in referring to her 62 year old mother as 'elderly'
:rotfl::rotfl:

Spank

I didn't know that bullsh***ing was s serious offence, well you learn something new every day

RuthnJasper

Emz11 wrote: »

this sounds like something you should take up with the garage owner as the pump is clearly incorrectly calibrated. £20 o fuel should gain you £20 of fuel not any less. i have a friend who services air conditioning units and also sells second hand refrigeration, he is of the opinion that the pump is not functioning correctly. trading standards could be an option.

i am still boycotting shell as are many others i hope including all those i know. i visited the shop today as i needed some provisions but did not purchase fuel and never will again.

Subway Lady used to vow never to patronise them again and yet continued to visit, reporting back on the latest example of "appalling service".

RuthnJasper

Emz11 wrote: »

*URGENT MESSAGE*

This account has been seized by the intelligence services.

Following investigation by MI5, Interpol, FBI and the Metropolitan Police, a raid was conducted on the home in the South London area l in the early hours of 5th May 2014. Two female suspects, one elderly, were taken into custody.

Due to the serious nature of this crime, we are unable to give further details at this time. This thread has been seized in order to be used as evidence in a future trial.

We respectfully ask that individuals with any further information contact us directly at our Thames House address.

Agent Bill Foster
Lead investigator
MI5

*ENDS*

Eh?! You need help. Proper, medical help.

Fishingtime

Emz11
Do you not have a friend in MI6 that could tell you what it is about ?