Depression Support Thread

Tiff_2

Hi guys!:santa2:
I'm hoping everyone is safe and sound this morning?

I'm planning on doing a scouting attack in town this morning (must be mad!), and all because I forgot the brussels when I did my food shop! Can't have Christmas without sprouts, can you? I'm also going to get Mum's Christmas gift - I'll know what it is as soon as I see it!
I'm not the only one in history to have left a gift to the last minute...




And that, my dears, is why there are no meeses in the Nativity scene! Heed my warning peeps - can't trust 'em with anything!


I digress...I can't remember the last time I went to town on Christmas Eve, so hopefully it will be another first. Methinks I may remember really quickly why I stopped doing it. I may even find time to put the rest of the decorations on the tree! I have also made a battle plan ready for tomorrow which I hope to reveal later, as well as my Christmas list for Santa Paws.

There's a further warning I'd like to issue in this post guys. Just between you and I, :shhh:! , there's a sinister plan afoot!
For anyone planning on sitting on Santa's lap today, ready to give him a great big kiss and reveal your secret desires - BEWARE!
Double check that it really is Santa first, because word has reached the Tiffster that, thanks to someone on here,, there are some clever imposters out there...












For all of you going out into the melee today, good luck and safe journeys. To those of you with more sense,, and to those who make it back, enjoy your Christmas Eve!
Wish me luck guys - I'm going in!
Much Love,
Tiff xxx

Tiff_2

queensway_boy wrote: »

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig.:D


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. What about that pig?

Hi qb!:santa2:
I'd like to find a pig that could last that long!!!

Much Love,
Tiff xxx

Tiff_2

Hi miro!:santa2:
I've been saving up my replies to you!:eek: Hope you're well angel.;)

Miroslav wrote: »

Britney's sister is pregnant. She's 16 and he b/f is 19, which is against the law in the US i've heard.

Actually hun, the laws for this - and for many other things, including marriage - can be different from state to state! I was stunned to find that out when I lived over there - what's illegal in one state, may not be in another!:eek:
I guess you just have to keep your eye on the map.;)
Take care miro hun.
Much Love,
Tiff xxx

queensway_boy

Tiff wrote: »

Hi qb!:santa2:
I'd like a pig that could last that long!!!

Much Love,
Tiff xxx

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Stephb1986_2

hi all i was up at 5:30 this morning to get the last of my food shopping i managed to get there and back by 7! im now sat here with hair dye on my head and my hair dresser is coming at 9:30! im also going as marilyn monroe on boxing day night i cant find no white shoes so im having to wear silver instead!

Hope all of you are ok

Take care love and hugs

Stephb xx

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

Morning! hope you are all ok,I am fine today having a nice lazy morning this morning :rotfl: My Brother is coming home today for christmas so that will be nice,My Sister is collecting me this afternoon as we are all having a late lunch of Roast Beef and Yorkshire pudding I have just done all the advent calendars online so they are now all finished for yet another year Its been good while its lasted and I have enjoyed doing them

Have a lovely day everyone


*hugs* to those that need one


love and light,

Katie xxx

fantastico_2

Happy Christmas Eve to you all, ive got a bad cold and im wrapped up in bed watching tv. Hope that everyone is doing alright.

Hugs to all you need them and hugs to all that just want one.

Take care Lots of love H xx

shazrobo

morning everyone, kids really excited today only one more sleep til the big day. keep telling them santa's not coming tonight, as he will get arrested for breaking and entering everyone's houses and eating all their food :rotfl:

ex bf still causing me pain and heartache sending me texts accusing me of all sorts cos i wont go back to him, trying not to let it show in front of kids, but i'm really hurting inside. feeling lonely as well, on one hand i miss him and still love him, on the other hand he hasnt changed and he still managing to hurt me, yet still says he loves me. leaves me feeling confused.

staying in today, dont feel like going out, everyone else seems to be full of xmas spirit, and i'm just wishing it was all over

big hugs to all that need or want one
shaz x

fantastico_2

Ive always prefered Boxing Day to Christmas day. Can you change your mobile number so he cant text you?

shazrobo

fantastico wrote: »

Ive always prefered Boxing Day to Christmas day. Can you change your mobile number so he cant text you?

i could but as i've had the same number for a lot of years it would cause a lot of inconvenience, and then he would start ringing my house phone or emailing me.
just wish he would leave me alone, he has caused me enough hurt, and suffering, and i just want to be left in peace
shaz x