Depression Support Thread

Tiff_2

Hi guys!:hello:
I hope we're all in fine fettle today? Anyone got any grand plans for Caturday?
Well peeps, I tried to sneak in to see Santa Paws yesterday and he asked me what I wanted for Christmas...






Be careful out there today peeps - it's every shopper for themselves! They're vicious, I tell you. I went into Asda yesterday afternoon and I think I'll be in therapy for a good 6 months to get over the trauma._pale_
On the bright side, I took DS with me and with him being 6ft odd tall, (or should that be 6ft AND odd?!), he was easy to locate in the masses. My taxi home rose from around the ususal £6/£7 to £10.50!!!

At least I've got something to stuff for Christmas - £17+ for a turkey boob job! One of those crown things. I tell you all now, next year the Tiffster is going into the budgie-farming business - a bit of catnip, steroids etc and I'll be set up for life!

Wishing you all a good weekend and a very happy Caturday. Thinking of you all as always.
Much Love,
Tiff xxx

Tiff_2

Hi shaz!:hello:
How are you this morning, hun?

quote=shaz hate weekends, hate christmas, hate myself quote=shaz

Hey lady - what brought this on sweetheart? Is everything all right?
I hope that whatever it was that made you feel like posting this, has disappeared this morning angel. You know you can post here and everyone will try to help. You're not alone shaz, ok? You're doing a wonderful job angel,, so please don't put yourself down.
Take care hun and I'm thinking of you.
Much Love,
Tiff xxx

queensway_boy

Tiff wrote: »

Hi shaz!:hello:
How are you this morning, hun?

quote=shaz hate weekends, hate christmas, hate myself quote=shaz

Hey lady - what brought this on sweetheart? Is everything all right?
I hope that whatever it was that made you feel like posting this, has disappeared this morning angel. You know you can post here and everyone will try to help. You're not alone shaz, ok? You're doing a wonderful job angel,, so please don't put yourself down.
Take care hun and I'm thinking of you.
Much Love,
Tiff xxx

Tiff why do your quotes come out like that (shaz quote above) instead of like my quote from you above

queensway_boy

Hugs and love to all



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Toothsmith

Miroslav wrote: »

I don't know if this makes any difference to your previous thoughts, but they had three dental surgeons, now they seem to have acquired a fourth. Would that not suggest they are doing well?

It would suggest that they have a lot of points to earn in order to aquire a great big wodge of taxpayers money.

It is still posible to make quite a lot of money as an NHS dentist (Some of the top earning dentists in the country have NHS practices) The reason that many dentists have abandoned it is not to do with the money, but what you have to do to get it!

queensway_boy

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Hardly seems worth it.


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. Now that's more like it!


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. O.M.G.!


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. In my next life, I want to be a pig.:D


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.


The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. "Honey, I'm home. What the....?!"


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?


Some lions mate over 50 times a day. I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.


Butterflies taste with their feet. Something I always wanted to know.


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Hmmmmmm........:D


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. OK, so that would be a good thing....................


A cat's urine glows under a black light. I wonder who was paid to figure that out?


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.


Starfish have no brains. I know some people like that too.


Polar bears are left-handed. If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. What about that pig?

queensway_boy

Tulip wrote: »

:hello: Everyone,


Hope all is well I am fine had a lovely christmas dinner,by the way BMF I didnt get tinselitus :rotfl:. We had a disco as well afterwards and I got given a present from Santa which naughty Tulip couldnt resist opening up.I didnt regret it as it was some chocolate christmas trees from Thortons

Tulip has won some Reindeer chocs this morning and she didnt say this but her cheque for £200 from the virgin radio comp came today,I decided on cash rather than the holiday vouchers and they said that was ok I am one lucky girl


I have some jokes for you all now


Why did the Golfer wear two pairs of trousers

Answer: in case he got a hole in one :rotfl:


What do you call a three legged donkey?


Answer: A wonkey:rotfl:


Which players cant you trust in an orchestra?

Answer: The Fiddlers

Where can you buy British Rail Gum?

Answer: On a Chew Chew Train :rotfl:


What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator?

Answer:Cool Music :rotfl:


What should a Prizefighter drink

Answer: Punch :rotfl:


What does the word Minimum mean?

A very small mother :rotfl:


hope you liked those


Katie

thanks katie:D


Here's some:


Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.


Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem


Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The Elf-abet!


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite


Q. What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A. Santa caught in a revolving door!



Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it " soots " him!


Q. What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A. It was wound up already

shazrobo

morning all, feeling really down and alone again, cant shake this feeling off, thanks all for love and hugs, i need them right now. cant stop crying miss my ex so much even tho the relationship wasnt all good at least he was there some off the time for a real hug, i have no close friends since i stopped going out. trying to make an effort for the kids sake, but in all honestly i dont feel like being happy just cos its xmas.

by the way santa is not coming this year, i just heard he got the sack..

big hugs to eveybody
shaz x

BigMummaF

I've been looking for a wah-wah waahh trombone for QWB! Started on the crackers early boy? Or were you moonlighting at Gillies party:D
How is the head Badger? You should be like Miro & I & stick to the giggle juice that doesn't give you a migrane....

Everything is going swimmingly here:wall: The milkman left my extra milk & bread order for Christmas today, so instead of getting a few bits while out with bil's wife in a minute, I'll still have to go into battle on christmas eve_pale_ All that planning up in smoke once more:( I can still get some cheesie straw thingies that were out of stock when we looked, but that hardly constitutes the shopping I told her I would need....

Better go, cuz she will be phoning sometime soon. Hope you keep warm & find a smile hiding in your hearts. Peaceful Minds folks. BMFx

queensway_boy

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