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  • Sun_Addict
    Sun_Addict Posts: 24,071 Forumite
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    If only that was true Essex - and add to the list anyone who is cruel to animals or children.
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  • beanielou
    beanielou Posts: 95,599 Ambassador
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Academoney Grad Mortgage-free Glee!
    As ever words fail me on this one.
    Hope it is sorted out soon.
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  • kissjenn
    kissjenn Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Here's one you'll all enjoy as much as I did...well I hope you will.

    Sheriff Officer tracks down the guarantor of a non-paying tenant to her employers.

    Do I want to serve an attachment of earnings?

    Yes please, she's been ignoring this two years.

    He turns up at the shop involved and she's the manageress. Now if that was me I'd just pay out of sheer embarassment...not this crowd tho :o
    :A Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust :A
  • Mara_uk7
    Mara_uk7 Posts: 1,219 Forumite
    Seventh Anniversary Debt-free and Proud!
    I like that KJ, I really do ....... Made me smile :)
    Its just a bad day, Not a bad life .. :cool:
  • kissjenn wrote: »
    Here's one you'll all enjoy as much as I did...well I hope you will.

    Oh, absolutely!

    One down . . . how many to go?
  • kissjenn
    kissjenn Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Well the one that did a bunk last night will cost £430 to fix.

    But will be done by Sunday.

    So can start looking for new tenants next week.

    Only £1400 or so arrears. Bargain really!!
    :A Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust :A
  • kissjenn
    kissjenn Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Means only the nutter with his identical evil twin are left. They've been to the homeless doing the woe is me bit so court case can't be too far off.

    They are lovely peeps, I should have them round for drinkies and nibbles soon. :rotfl:
    :A Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust :A
  • kissjenn wrote: »
    Only £1400 or so arrears. Bargain really!!
    kissjenn wrote: »
    Means only the nutter with his identical evil twin are left. They've been to the homeless doing the woe is me bit so court case can't be too far off.

    They are lovely peeps, I should have them round for drinkies and nibbles soon. :rotfl:

    Despite everything you have going on, I love your sense of humour. However, I still like PLMBL's comment further upthread and think it most appropriate.
  • grannyx2
    grannyx2 Posts: 3,455 Forumite
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    You make me kind of glad I never went down the letting route. When I met OH we discussed renting my house and moving into his. In the end we decided to buy new instead.

    I too love your way of writing and your sense of humour.

    As for Lucky's comment :rotfl:

    Hope all goes well for SB tomorrow

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  • kissjenn wrote: »
    Here's one you'll all enjoy as much as I did...well I hope you will.

    Sheriff Officer tracks down the guarantor of a non-paying tenant to her employers.

    Do I want to serve an attachment of earnings?

    Yes please, she's been ignoring this two years.

    He turns up at the shop involved and she's the manageress. Now if that was me I'd just pay out of sheer embarassment...not this crowd tho :o
    This reminds me of a tenant I had who did a flit and when we tracked down their guarantor it was the girls mother who was landlady at the local pub! She paid up and as far as we could gather she knew nothing of the arrears and her daughter got a good talking to ;):rotfl:
    kissjenn wrote: »
    Well the one that did a bunk last night will cost £430 to fix.

    But will be done by Sunday.

    So can start looking for new tenants next week.

    Only £1400 or so arrears. Bargain really!!
    oh definitely a bargain eh :eek::rotfl: we gotta laugh hey ...I definitely think karma will be repaid to these tenants from hell!
    MORTGAGE BALANCE when we moved Aug 2024, £120,000. January 1st £118,267.06. May 1st, £116, 123, June 1st, £115,536, New mortgage added for extension- £165,000 July 1st!
    Mortgage Overpayments - September-December, £152.46. J- £103.27, F- £115, M- £91.50, A- £100, M- £200, J- £200. J- £200.
    Total- £1162.23
    Goal pay off 1% of current mortgage in 1 year. £1200. (96.83% there)

    EF- first goal £300
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