*Stop The Cavalry* It's The 2014 Christmas Chatter Thread

fluffysox

caitlyn22 wrote: »

OK then. Now I feel very rude and crude! It was:

That Bleeping Bleep With A Tiny Bleep

Immature? Maybe. But did they cause my Christmas lovelies an ounce of pain or unhappiness? Then they're TFWWATW!

I don't swear but when I looked at this four letters stood out to make a word I've heard many use to describe their exes lol.
Good luck with the adoption process if you decide to go ahead with it.

fluffysox

OMO :rotfl: at the hoe shop story.

freespirit66

Own_My_Own wrote: »

b-e-g sending hugs.
I am sitting here on my own laughing. Just saw a quote about hoes and nuts and it reminded me of some ds once said.
We were walking down a row of shops while on holiday and ds asked me what a hoe was. He was about 14. I told him they were for digging up gardens. He said ' No there must be another type. It not gardening' So I told him they were women that slept with a lot of men and he should stay away from them.
He then stopped and said, ' Blo0dy hell, there's a shop full of them over there, let's go the other way ! '
When I looked, it was a shoe shop that had lost it's S. :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:omg too funny! And on that perfect end to my night i am switching off x

Nanamia

his missus big hugs my lovely at this very sad time. We are here for you if you feel like chatting but know that we are all thinking about you and your family xxx
b_e_g how tragic sending love and prayers to you all xxx
Linky you should right down some of your DS stories. You've probably got enough for a book xxx
Ameyturtle glad the mot wasn't too painful! and that you did well with your bargains. Your baking sounded yummy xxx
Mrsinvisible throw a hobnailed boot at anyone who called you grumpy! You are definitely not grumpy (cos that's my DHs name) although you are very wise Maybe a touch of reality and the truth hurts! I'm sending positivity vibes to your assessor in the morning in the hope that you are awarded a fair (to generous) claim and are able to put your garden right again, after all spring is just around the corner xxx
Freespirit KH or whatever we are now calling them is unbelievable it must have been as the lovelies have mentioned a tax fiddle aargh. Glad DS has dealt with the situation and you can now forget about it. Woo hoo with your challenges, you are amazing I'd love somebody to put a ban on tv in our house for 24hrs, DH has it on from morning till night. Drives me potty sometimes. But I'd miss CBB at the mo xxx
Mrs M DHs birthday sounded just perfect, that'd be my sort of ideal day too. Glad you all had fun. Oh Pintrest, pops up on my phone if somebody repins a pin then it's my responsibility as a citizen to spend the next hour on Pintrest doing very little! And now Etsy has me in a very similar position! Beware it's contagious xxx
BBTHREE slap slap wrists, when we wobble we come on here and share! then a lovely comes along and makes us feel better. And really, do you not think a mini wobble was allowed. Oh my word I'm going to have to be keeping a very close eye on you, please remember to be kind to yourself. Serious tho sending big hugs, four weeks seems a long time to have to wait for results. I'm delighted that your boss was so understanding, he obviously appreciate you.. And may I add rightly so...... And you've been over working recently which is not allowed either. Ask Feisty I have spies everywhere beware. Enjoy having your nails done, it's really nobodies business but yours. Strangely I've just done mine tonight. I've gone for wh@re red as I like to call it xxx
Arthien you are so so right! little things really do make a big difference xxx
3fortheholidays go for it! have your nails done, mine were a lovely purple last week xxx
Caitlyn I'm loving that you are back on regularly woo hoo. I'd be over the moon if you relocated to Manchester, you may have noticed I'm very proud of my city I'd love to show you round. I realise what a very tough decisions you have to make with your Mum and don't envy you those. You'd make the most amazing Mummy and am not surprised that a selfless act like adoption appeals to you. I think too that the advise from your friend is brilliant. From what little I know of the process I gather it's not easy or for the faint hearted but the rewards are ultimately so worth it. Our Oz trip this year I think will be October ish, as you know DS pays for our fights thankfully otherwise I don't think we'd manage it. Start saving Caitlyn you never know you too might be tempted by the sunshine and life style! xxx
Baby boo sorry I missed you last night, yep was catching up on some sleep. Most unusual for me but I was away with the fairies for hours (think Mrsinvisible may have finally paid her bill) xxx
Mandco You did well with your bargains, I'm braving tesco and sainsburys in the morning, probably be all gone by then xxx
Festive Princess oh my lovely girl what a day you've had Peppapig is spot on with her advice wise words. So please think about it. Aww and still worrying about your brother, so typically you Bet you managed to brighten his day. Then not well enough to spend time with Matt blinking heck, I do hope tomorrow is much much better for you. xxx
Chrissy I love that quote too, Sethsgran another mse I've bumped into on other threads used to have it as her signature xxx

lazysheep

b_e_g sorry I didn't see your news last night Please take care of yourself and your DH should the dreaded phone call come.

OMO your DS is so funny sometimes

mrs-moneypenny

morning all

OMO love the tale of your Ds and the 'hoe' shop.

i hope all are as well as can be.

gentle supporting vibes to those who need help getting through a difficult time.
hugs and good wishes to everyone.

cant do the link but on pintrest theres a lovely quote.
a child sitting on her Dads knee pointing to the puter screen with the caption "Daddy this is where all of mommys friends live"

Have a great day everyone and there is something wonderful out where waiting to make you smile you just have to look for it.

marco1dog

His Missus so sorry to hear your news.
B E G so sorry again to hear your news.
Chrissie loved your dog.
Been away a while so so much has gone on since I was last here.
We have had the house report and our house all measured up so it is all ready to go on the market next month. I was told by Mr Marco that I go too far with the cleaning. Have done every room, wardrobe and cupboard. He thought that the house was clean before I started he even said that he doesn't like to ask people to stay as I clean for a day before they get there. I think I am normal and everyone does this but he thinks the house is immaculate before I start. I am not ocd and we have a large black hairy dog so I feel the floors and carpets are a mess. Is it all men that are like this????????? We are just waiting for the final price to be decided for our house so am a bit worried. We need to get a good price as it will allow us to get extras for our new build.
OMO I did laugh at the hoe!!!!
I once shocked my Mum who did not swear as we were looking for a Christmas present for my cousin. I saw an Eddie Kidd stunt bike and thought he would like it but accidently said an Eddie Skid C-nt Bike. The look on her face. I could not believe that I said that in front of my Mum!!!!

mrs-moneypenny

LOL, i didnt think my children swore until i was walking by some grafitti when the then youngest who was learning to read starting sounding something out, she was quickly stopped by the older (then 9yo) who said oh no you dont said that word near mum or dad its naughty. i hadnt even seen the graffitti:o

freespirit66

marco1dog wrote: »

I once shocked my Mum who did not swear as we were looking for a Christmas present for my cousin. I saw an Eddie Kidd stunt bike and thought he would like it but accidently said an Eddie Skid C-nt Bike. The look on her face. I could not believe that I said that in front of my Mum!!!!

HA HA dont you always say the worst thing when you get tongue tied :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:and you are normal, we all do it, i dont know why, i even clean rooms that they dont even go in for goodness sake, but you know the time you dont for some reason, they will go in there.

freespirit66

:bdaycake:HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YESTERDAY LOLLIE79 :bdaycake: