SodaStream sent out of date food items, tells me to get stuffed

battleborn

deepindebtor wrote: »

Thats a strange attitude OlliesDad.

The company gave me a gift, presumably to make me purchase more.

If Argos gave me a fart in a box, i'd most likely never shop there :-)

That is what this was, a fart in a box and they were asking me to LIKE that....I don't.

I think people would buy a fart in a box, maybe import some farts from China and box them.

Could be a good earner.

JimmyTheWig

battleborn wrote: »

I think people would buy a fart in a box, maybe import some farts from China and box them.

Could be a good earner.

It's the box that would be the problem. You could get people to fart for pittance, but a fart-tight box would make them a bit costly.
And why pay for something that you could produce yourself?

Though saying that, people pay for bottled water when they could get water for free from the tap. I guess it's all in the marketing...

battleborn

JimmyTheWig wrote: »

It's the box that would be the problem. You could get people to fart for pittance, but a fart-tight box would make them a bit costly.
And why pay for something that you could produce yourself?

Though saying that, people pay for bottled water when they could get water for free from the tap. I guess it's all in the marketing...

You could sell boxed farts in categories, for example
!!!!!! Farts
Fat Man/Woman Farts
After Curry farts
Bearded Lady Farts
etc etc

peachyprice

Anyone else expecting a new thread in 9 days time entitled 'Out of Date Soda Stream Drink Made my Child projectile Vomit and Ruined Holiday'

Money-Saving-King

I'm just trying to work out if you're that angry about this & you've taken to an internet forum to complain how you actually cope when something goes very wrong?

pulliptears

battleborn wrote: »

You could sell boxed farts in categories, for example
!!!!!! Farts
Fat Man/Woman Farts
After Curry farts
Bearded Lady Farts
etc etc

You have clearly never googled 'cake farts'

You have been warned.

Searcher

pulliptears wrote: »

You have clearly never googled 'cake farts'

You have been warned.

:bdaycake::eek:

Takeaway_Addict

OP you really need to get a grip, this is such a minor thing and you are the one blowing it all out of proportion.

It was free, you've suffered no loss. Drink what you can before the 8 days are up and be thankful for the free drink!

arcon5

It used to be a popular thing to sell 'Fart in a Jar' on eBay - bidding often hitting a tenner. It was of varying flavours. Maybe you can try and capitalise on your mis-fortune?

Add:
It seems there's not much competition over there at the moment. One auction, and frankly the description is poor - doesn't tell you what he ate that morning or the night before, whether it was a wet one or not, and other important things you need to know to make a quality buying decision.

peachyprice

arcon5 wrote: »

It used to be a popular thing to sell 'Fart in a Jar' on eBay - bidding often hitting a tenner. It was of varying flavours. Maybe you can try and capitalise on your mis-fortune?

Add:
It seems there's not much competition over there at the moment. One auction, and frankly the description is poor - doesn't tell you what he ate that morning or the night before, whether it was a wet one or not, and other important things you need to know to make a quality buying decision.

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