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Random private message from a troll

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  • renegadia
    renegadia Posts: 1,921 Forumite
    I feel left out :(
    Golly, I've got the newt pregnant...

    **Gulp**
  • renegadia
    renegadia Posts: 1,921 Forumite
    Bless you :) Too sore to reply with my usual vitriol, been bitten by a dog whilst working today but tetanus and antib's I should be right as rain ;) Anyway, lets keep this on topic lol
    Golly, I've got the newt pregnant...

    **Gulp**
  • BlueBella
    BlueBella Posts: 10,374 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    OK FEE FI FO FUM HERE I C O M E !!!!! - THE COMPERS TROLL! Grrrr Compers - you are all lazy fat bottomed slobs who sit all day comping whilst eating delivered takeaways - and you never shower so you smell too! GET A LIFE!

    LOL! That's for all of you above who feel left out! You have now been trolled!
    :TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea
  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,847 Forumite
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    BlueBella wrote: »
    OK FEE FI FO FUM HERE I C O M E !!!!! - THE COMPERS TROLL! Grrrr Compers - you are all lazy fat bottomed slobs who sit all day comping whilst eating delivered takeaways - and you never shower so you smell too! GET A LIFE!

    LOL! That's for all of you above who feel left out! You have now been trolled!

    Hey Blue Girl - the truth hurts you know (I do shower though :D XXX)
    I am brave, I am bruised
    I am who I'm meant to be
    I'm not scared to be seen
    I make no apology
    THIS IS ME!


    When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
  • BlueBella
    BlueBella Posts: 10,374 Forumite
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    Yes I shower but never shave my legs or arm pits or bikini line as I have to rush back to my comping!!!
    :TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea
  • renegadia
    renegadia Posts: 1,921 Forumite
    BlueBella wrote: »
    Yes I shower but never shave my legs or arm pits or bikini line as I have to rush back to my comping!!!
    Same for me.
    Golly, I've got the newt pregnant...

    **Gulp**
  • becky004
    becky004 Posts: 5,166 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    BlueBella wrote: »
    OK FEE FI FO FUM HERE I C O M E !!!!! - THE COMPERS TROLL! Grrrr Compers - you are all lazy fat bottomed slobs who sit all day comping whilst eating delivered takeaways - and you never shower so you smell too! GET A LIFE!

    LOL! That's for all of you above who feel left out! You have now been trolled!

    Sorry BlueBella but it's not rude enough! Mentions of bi**h are mandatory requirements, along with sad s**g, and fraud and posting comps which means other users have less chance of winning are a necessary part of a trolling PM :rotfl:
    I love this board, have "virtually" met so many lovely people, people I am honoured to count as friends.
    March Wins - Product Of The Year Goody Bag

  • becky004
    becky004 Posts: 5,166 Forumite
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    Also I find plaiting of stray hairs far easier than shaving, currently sporting a fab scarf courtesy of my armpits :rotfl:
    I love this board, have "virtually" met so many lovely people, people I am honoured to count as friends.
    March Wins - Product Of The Year Goody Bag

  • BlueBella
    BlueBella Posts: 10,374 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    becky004 wrote: »
    Also I find plaiting of stray hairs far easier than shaving, currently sporting a fab scarf courtesy of my armpits :rotfl:

    I like to twist my leg hair in clumps so they protrude up like spikes! :eek: LOL Oh and my hair down below resembles a front horse tail (but I think that is due to constantly living off Tesco burgers and ready meals which I get delivered to my home!):rotfl:
    :TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea
  • becky004
    becky004 Posts: 5,166 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    BlueBella wrote: »
    Oh and my hair down below resembles a front horse tail (but I think that is due to constantly living off Tesco burgers and ready meals which I get delivered to my home!):rotfl:

    Am feeling rather unwell at the thought :eek:. I prefer a little topiary for nether regions :rotfl:
    I love this board, have "virtually" met so many lovely people, people I am honoured to count as friends.
    March Wins - Product Of The Year Goody Bag

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