Pets nicknames

analyst_2

Hmmm . . . am I the only one cringing at this thread?

I hate when people call their pets ridiculous names in the first place, but when they extend that into even more ridiculous nick-names it just makes the rest of us pet owners look more like total imbeciles in the eyes of the general public.

e.g. whoever called their dog " Alisha's Lil' Miss Priss of Wildeoak" needs their *rse kicked right up the street and back down again.

and don't even get me started on this idiocy

I am a lifelong pet owner (mainly dogs but lots of other animals) and the worst name we ever ended up with was Horace for the kid's goldfish. But at least that never went out in public.

/me dons his tin hat and flack jacket

elsien

You won't be appreciating this then?
(Sorry, couldn't find the santa, christmas fairy, christmas pudding or snowman outfits to really brighten up your day.)

ohmochraich

Pedigree name CocoLoco - aka Coco, cokes, princess, the boss, lokes, the fluffy nut job, pantaloons

Pedigree name Rowley - aka Rowley, Mr Rowley, rowls, rowlington, floofs, flouncy/flouncy Jim, prowlington

Pedigree name Jasper- aka Manu - moo moo, Mr moo, moomington, the biscuit thief, choccie boy

Pedigree name Zircon - aka Jackson, jax, jackie, jackie boy, spoons,

They all answer to the sound of eating or entering the kitchen! :beer:

sharloid

Broder = Broder bob
Kindra = Kinder egg

con1888

Frankie - frankasaurus, saurus, frankenstein, francis, francisco, smelly cat.
Logan - Logie, Logiepops/pups, Logasaurus, Logester, Loganmonster.

Jojo_the_Tightfisted

Does 'Get out from under my feet you stupid animal' count?

Other than that, Dizziee becomes Dizzbizz, beautiful boy and Little Git.

Sqeek, Baby, Fluffyknickers (MC feathered pantaloon like rear end) and Little Cat (she's the size of a small sheep, IMO).


They have their own particular whistles. Sqeek's sounds like captain on the bridge. Dizz took over the one for Mitzi - which was a whistled version of Mitzi, itsy Bitzi Mitzi, Mitzi.

Mitzi had Meep. And beautiful. And Meeeeeeepeeeeeeeee.

Oggie had Oggs, Oggbot, Oglet, Oddbod, Ogbog and 'get that plastic out of your mouth now you little furry b.........'

divadee

Picnic - picky, pick of the poo, picky-poo, furbag and beautiful girl.

clayderwoman

Dogs
Meg-Wagger
Lucy-the fur
Nettle-little weed or anti-pesto
Dylan-*@!!!** or dilly will
collectively the 2 spaniels are the mafifur and the 2 terrier(ists) are the al qaeda

Cats
holly- holly wally or fat cat
willow-wills or petite mossup
callum-cal or big boy
Spud - spuddy dud (i had him as a stray after he was hit by a car and hes been left a bit brain damaged) or twmp(welsh for mountain because hes huge)
Champagne Squeaky Fuzzy Wumpkins Farty Pants (My hand reared baby)- Squeaky Deeky or Squeaks

Collectively the cats are the mossups (after a childs book where the main character is a cat called mossup)

mcmanlyn

My bunny Goji used to be nicknamed bun-face until my other half misheard me & thought I was calling him bum-face. It's kind of stuck now lol

Danni-R

Ummm. My cat Lola get called : Little one (she's tiny) t-wat for t-wat of a cat. And my personal favourite 'p!$$y pants' as she likes to pee places she shouldnt....