Don't mention your porridge !!

victory

OH and I were chatting (translates to I was talking to him!) and I was saying about how tricky it is to get the milk consistency just right for the porridge ( translate that to 'OMG you are boring me with your witterings:rotfl:) when he stops me and says ' don't mention the porridge , I could not give a monkeys bottom about your porridge conumdrum':rotfl:

How rude:eek::rotfl:: he says ' I can't listen to the porridge saga so don't mention the porridge'( translate that to you need to get out more and concern yourself over something that actually matters:rotfl:)

Every time he looks at me he burst out laughing now because he remembers the look on my face :rotfl:

There must be an art to the perfect bowl of porridge:D:D:rotfl:

lovesabargain123

There is, you buy the oats so simple porrige , you tip a sachet in to a bowl, fill said sachet with milk, pour on top of the oats,stick in microwave for 3mins and walla perfect porrige lol

Ps you should like me, dh is often shocked at the amount of ponderings that comes out of my mouth lol x

Mara69

victory wrote: »

There must be an art to the perfect bowl of porridge:D:D:rotfl:

There is. Buy Oats So Simple. Follow instructions.

skintchick

Oats in bowl, add some milk, microwave, then add more cold milk and sugar. Eat. Simples

geri1965_2

lovesabargain123 wrote: »

Ps you should like me, dh is often shocked at the amount of ponderings that comes out of my mouth lol x

In bed last night:

Me: How do we know how old fossils are?
OH: By carbon dating
Me: What is carbon dating?
OH: goes off into longwinded explanation about carbon dating
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

victory

geri1965 wrote: »

In bed last night:

Me: How do we know how old fossils are?
OH: By carbon dating
Me: What is carbon dating?
OH: goes off into longwinded explanation about carbon dating
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

:rotfl::rotfl: I know I'm boring my OH said so :rotfl:

jm2926

victory wrote: »

There must be an art to the perfect bowl of porridge:D:D:rotfl:

per person 1/2 mug of oats, 1 mug of water/milk (or mix, I like half water half milk). Microwave 4 mins in Huge bowl, stir halfway.

Not sure this will solve your problem though :rotfl:

mrcow

geri1965 wrote: »

In bed last night:

Me: How do we know how old fossils are?
OH: By carbon dating
Me: What is carbon dating?
OH: goes off into longwinded explanation about carbon dating
Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzz

And because of the depth/rock layer they are found at.

victory

lovesabargain123 wrote: »

Ps you should like me, dh is often shocked at the amount of ponderings that comes out of my mouth lol x

It's nice to know its not just me:D OH calls them my randoms because he says they're in my head I think about it, it comes out in randoms:rotfl:

victory

jm2926 wrote: »

per person 1/2 mug of oats, 1 mug of water/milk (or mix, I like half water half milk). Microwave 4 mins in Huge bowl, stir halfway.

Not sure this will solve your problem though :rotfl:

Bigger ones than oats to milk ratio:rotfl::rotfl:

skintchick

victory wrote: »

It's nice to know its not just me:D OH calls them my randoms because he says they're in my head I think about it, it comes out in randoms:rotfl:

My DD asked me why I had worn a particular belt the other day (she's 3).

I said "I like it, I thought it looked nice. Don't you?"

"no" she said "I think it looks random"

:rotfl: