Boots 75% Sale

Africat

m1nnle wrote: »

do you mean 15th

No, it was 16th last year. If it's the same this year it will be the 15th as usually on a Wednesday.

KxMx

I do love the 50/75% sale discussion, always goes the same way each year like clockwork:

When is the 75% sale?
When is the 75% sale?
I am an insider, the 75% sale is not happening this year (usually a newbie)
When is the 75% sale?
It will be on x date I am certain
When is the 75% sale?
It will be on xy date I am certain
The 75% sale is not going to happen this year
When is the 75% sale?

:rotfl:

Northern_Mum

KxMx wrote: »

I do love the 50/75% sale discussion, always goes the same way each year like clockwork:

When is the 75% sale?
When is the 75% sale?
I am an insider, the 75% sale is not happening this year (usually a newbie)
When is the 75% sale?
It will be on x date I am certain
When is the 75% sale?
It will be on xy date I am certain
The 75% sale is not going to happen this year
When is the 75% sale?

:rotfl:

Brilliant post, so true!:rotfl:

lb364

So…when is the 75% sale?

Northern_Mum

Katgrit wrote: »

For those of you new to this heres what happens, by law, every single year.

1. By 2nd week in Jan this thread will be up to approx 157 pages.
2. Every other post is a newbie asking which Wed the sale starts on.
3. Loads of people swear blind that last year it started a week earlier than it actually did.
4. Each Tuesday's posts contain details of someone's sister's neighbour's friend's boyfriend's Mum, who knows someone who works in a Boots store, who swears blind its DEFINITELY starting that Wednesday.
5. A few hardcore MSE'ers stay up til 3am on the website just incase it does start.
6. Wed morning: sale doesn't start. A few individuals who didn't know are still sitting outside their local branch refusing to believe it in the vain hope the staff are still "putting the signs up".
7. There's always ONE store who c0cks up and DOES start a week early. And the tills don't knock the discount off but the enthusiastic SA's overrides the til to give the discount, until the manager re-reads his fax from head office. So one lucky forumite always gets lucky by accident.
8. The Tuesday evening before it DOES start theres always at least one grumpy git store manager who swears blind they "won't be having a 75% sale at all as they haven't sold enough at 50%". And he's been told this on a fax from head office, so he knows for definite. Honest guv.
9. Someone's dog's sister's collegue's friend's Mum overhears 2 SA's chatting about the need to put the signs up that evening after the store is closed. She asks SA1 who gives her an icy stare and denies all knowledge. SA2 later sidles up to her in the shampoo isle and gives her a knowing wink and a whisper of "Are you a friend of Martin? Don't let on I told you but it IS tomorrow".
10. Boots stores are full of MSE'ers casing the joint, sizing up whats left and deciding on their route round the isles/plan of attack for the morning.
11. Half of us stay up to buy online. About 2am Boots put up "the holding screen" which is a picture of Skeletor with a bad fake tan, and giant white teeth, in a ski hat. Everyone gets excited. Website crashes.
12. 4am Site back online, complete with Mr FakeTanTeeth. Those still awake fill their baskets ready for when 75% discounts kick in. Website crashes.
13. 6am. Website back, discount applied, all baskets back to being empty. People start frantically refilling baskets.
13. 6.01am. Website crashes.
14. 7am Queues start forming outside Boots stores. Always a fat chav in leggings accompanied by 2 shopping trollies who is first in the queue. She wants everything "for the kiddies charity party next year, you cant say no at such a good price". Translate this as "it'll be going on ebay or at the boot sale".
15. 8/9am stores open. As doors unlock staff look a bit disgusted that people have been desperate enough to queue. Stampede into store. Everyone gets seriously pee'd off with the ignoramous with the trolley who is sweeping entire shelves of goodies off in one fell swoop, having blocked off the isle at both ends.
16.Think all female rubgy scrum.
17. Bemused husbands/dads stood at ends of isles to recieve full baskets/trollies/bags and act as guardian while wife goes back for more.
18. Small child crushed under weight of Gok sets placed ontop of pram while Mother scrabbles under shelving for dropped advantage card.
19. Innocent passing eldey couple who just called in for some fibogel get caught up crush but too overcome with amazement of discount to complain.
20. 9.30am Queues at tils bigger than the 8am queues outside. People staggering out of stores laden down with bags, like a heat of Worlds Strongest Man.
21. 10am. Boots run out of carrier bags.
22. 11am. Website back up but everything sold out.
23. 1pm. Stores everywhere sold out. Shelves empty like desecration after a swarm of locusts has decended, bar some Yardley gift sets and half the contents of a fern hatbox.
24. Thats it. Done and dusted. All over for another year!

Hope this helps!

Thought I'd requote this brilliant post from last year's sale!:rotfl:

KxMx

Thank you I was thinking about that as I typed! I remembered it for sure lol.

Sabrina237

Haha this is hilarious. Thanks for posting. So predictable yet it still makes you go crazy. Roll on sale :-D

sarahj1986

KxMx wrote: »

I do love the 50/75% sale discussion, always goes the same way each year like clockwork:

When is the 75% sale?
When is the 75% sale?
I am an insider, the 75% sale is not happening this year (usually a newbie)
When is the 75% sale?
It will be on x date I am certain
When is the 75% sale?
It will be on xy date I am certain
The 75% sale is not going to happen this year
When is the 75% sale?

:rotfl:

don't forget...


"Will perfume sets be in the 75% off sale"


"Do we know for definite its xx day"


"Does anybody know stock levels at xyz store"


"what time does it go live"


TBF on the last one I guess its worth asking before heading out and I do myself post stock levels at my local Stores.

chuckley

What exactly goes in the 75% sale?

Im baffled every year by the scrum over this store.

Unless its some Chanel or other premium beauty counter at 75% off what's the hoohah?

Ya'll couldnt be quein at 8am for sum soap n glory or sanctuary carp...

Africat

FCUK Mens body duo is currently 70% off in store - other gifts are still half price but makes me wonder if they're going to catch us out & do the sale early.

Also rumours on another thread that this year will be 70% rather than 75% - which ties in with the FCUK duo, or it could just be that they've seen this down 70% & assumed all the reductions will be 70%, guess we'll have to wait & see.

The SA didn't know when the rest of the stuff will get reduced - they never find out until a couple of days before themselves.