Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

Iona_Penny

Oh Natty, still a bit of a shocker that someone dares to get into the garden. Glad to know the polis are rushing to offer support and forensics!

As for toilet rolls, well I have a confession: we had friends for supper and the dinner table game was to guess how many toilet rolls I had in the house... noone got close as I had 95(they live in the airing cupboard) I realised at that point I had a problem I probably average around 60 now and all packs of 4 from Iceland, yes really, £1 a pack and they are fantastic quality.

nattypants

I will have to check Iceland out this week - thanks for that Iona. Best not tell tilly though as she'll clear the nationwide stock in one fell swoop:shhh:

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS

nattypants wrote: »

I will have to check Iceland out this week - thanks for that Iona. Best not tell tilly though as she'll clear the nationwide stock in one fell swoop:shhh:

But Natty, I have more room in my garage now

nattypants

You'll be able to go all black market, little tillies will be your mules and mr tilly your henchman:p

HelenDaveKids

Gosh, thank goodness you came home when you did! Also that they didnt get in!

nattypants

Control room have just called with apologies - really busy evening tonight (I obviously reside in crime central!), and a couple of officers could be with me in 45 minutes....thankfully we mutually agreed to make it tomorrow morning so I can finally get to bed with HWB and netflicks:)

Yep HDK really glad I came back when I did!

lulabelle1

Awww shoot, sorry to hear than hun. Thank goodness you got home when you did and scared the bast&&ds off.

Super impressed that you resisted a little tipple, I think I'd have had one by now.... So, we're still dry, hurrah!

Work from home tomorrow and get everything sorted x

gallygirl

Hope the men in blue turn up and can get some decent prints. And are wearing nice uniforms .

nattypants

lulabelle1 wrote: »

Awww shoot, sorry to hear than hun. Thank goodness you got home when you did and scared the bast&&ds off.

Super impressed that you resisted a little tipple, I think I'd have had one by now.... So, we're still dry, hurrah!

Work from home tomorrow and get everything sorted x

I think I might mention my bravery (regarding not drinking that is, to the police:D)

gallygirl wrote: »

Hope the men in blue turn up and can get some decent prints. And are wearing nice uniforms .

He/they will no doubt look either about 14 or 64....I will also have to explain away why my utility room (where the back door to the garden is) has an inordinate supply of loo rolls. I might just make out that 'it was turned over' to explain away the mess also:D

nattypants

Thank you again to everyone for their concern, and being so nice yesterday evening X

I hope the policemen aren't too early - I quite like working from home as;

- I can come on here:D

and

- maybe get in an episode of HUTH:D

NP:p