Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

mrs_motivated

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Poor NP, skirt tucked in knickers is a girls worse nightmare...... Still it could of been worse it could have happened at lunch with your boss .



Hope the pay rise comes soon for you and you have a good week

elantan

nattypants wrote: »

Ha ha el:rotfl: it must be a Scottish thing.....

I think it is ... We're you wearing a thong as well ?

elantan

Maybe we need to start a Scottish club for those that go about with their dress tucked in their knickers ... Well we have natty and myself so far ... GG would you be willing to meet the criteria? How about you pixnmix ? There's room for plenty:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

gallygirl

elantan wrote: »

GG would you be willing to meet the criteria? How about you pixnmix ? There's room for plenty:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Not deliberately no, but give it time :eek:.

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS

Natty, you've had me in stitches - I think Radish may be right, trousers are the way to go.

Hope the weigh/measure event is late in the day giving nature time to sort the bread issue :T

Night, Tilly x

Iona_Penny

nattypants wrote: »

3. Behave like the consummate professional at ALL times

NO! No! we need you as you are.

Iona_Penny

nattypants wrote: »

4. Poop out the loaf of bread currently in my tummy prior to tomorrow's weigh-in:o

Oh panic over- think point 3 was a passing whim (or is that the loaf?)

nattypants

Good evening all, I'm sorry that I can't hang around for too long as my most favourite of all hobbies is about to commence.....yes folks, picking up my daughter! I just love to burn petrol, basically 'cos it's such tremendous value. Oh, and I'm not long in, so double delight to be going back out again....as soon as I've put on my holey gusset stained jams, I'll be good to go:D

My most exciting news is (other than Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' has been digitally remastered - get in:T), I have lost just short of HALF A STONE of solid lardy-lard-lard:j I am very, very happy given I've just started my lady-days so am obviously carrying around additional bloat. Also inches lost particularly around tummylard, although I have added to my overall body fat - huh???!!!!!!!!

Not to worry though, as I am officially lighter:A

Best be off, as my hobby awaits. Hope you're all okay:D

Mwah X

elantan

How do they know you have added to your overall body fat? Incidently well done on the 7 lb weight loss

A bit concerning though if you've added to your overall body fat though ... Hmmmmm

Tilly_MFW_in_6_YRS

Hi Natty,

:dance::dance: weigh to go, couldn't help that one sorry

wolf :whistle::whistle: this is what will happen when you walk the streets in future.

Mind you don't need fuel tonight, I can't cope with the worrying of you jumping out of the car in jarmies, or knickers inadvertently tramped somewhere.

Tilly x x