Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

skint_spice

I liked Agatha Christie a lot as a teenager! Not much smut there:A.

mrs_motivated

Loving the diary natty (now on page 40) very funny.

However, I read a bit and then switch to more current posts and now I'm in a right fuddle, was happily reading eBay adventures, housework and wine (a subject close to my heart ) and .... Suddenly your stripping and writing 50 shades of Nattypants - now I need to delay soak in bath and read the rest so it makes sense lol.

Like reading a really good book, when you sneak a peep at the last few pages:rotfl:

gallygirl

lulabelle1 wrote: »

Excellent - pleased you enjoyed... For meat eaters I would consider perhaps adding some bacon bits?

I'm going to have to cook this myself now and will add it to the next meal plan.

Did it take long to cook through?

Chorizo for me .

nattypants wrote: »

It took one whole nanna-nap:D

That has got to be the best recipe timing ever :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.

Talking of books.......I read 50 Sheds of Grey on hol in about 10 minutes. Made me chuckle a few times....
'As we were discharged from the casualty department for the third time that month, we began to wonder whether we should change the safe word from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch '

'Hurt me' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
'Very well' I replied. 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense'

Happy Pay Day for tomorrow :T.

HelenDaveKids

Gosh GG, your going to have to write the next one, youve got it licked (bad choice of words - sorry)

nattypants

I'm back in the game:j

No, GG and elantan before you start...IN the game!

Catch up with everyone later, as uber-early start this morning:cool:

elantan

I notice the I key is very close to the O key, so I reckon that was a wee spelling mistake there natty ... I know my phone has a mind of its own when it comes to spelling ... I'm sure mine isn't the only one ...

So that'll be ON the game then :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hey go for it natty whatever it takes is fine by me:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

elantan

Although to be fair I think we should all head back to GG' house and get some lessons cause obviously he knows a thing or five

moneycurious

Happy pay day!! you certainly are back in the game.... had to read it twice thought it said you were back on the game....... know times are hard but then re read and sighed a sigh of releif!

Iona_Penny

gallygirl wrote: »

'Hurt me' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
'Very well' I replied. 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense'

You really made me giggle :rotfl:

HelenDaveKids

Np, your diary is like confessions of a window cleaner, stripping, exhibitionism (going out in your nightwear and boots) and now sado mas-is-whatsit , with GG bending over work benches... crikey making my 40 year old body all hot and bothered... throw in the frozen grapes and the juices.... eekkkk then your in and on the game???