Natty's Kicking her Mortgage in the Pants Diary

moneycurious

HDK you make me laugh out loud!!!!

nattypants

I couldn't find my diary, and was having palpitations thinking perhaps :money: has removed it! (it was only at the very bottom of p2 so not far away at all, but I was up at p6 thinking - surely it's not been THAT long since I posted:cool:

Anyway, my week to date went thus;

Monday - walked around with my dress tucked into my knickers:eek: I am talking through the town to go to a meeting, through a shopping centre, up 6 flights of stairs, and in a public concourse. Until a kindly lady muttered the words 'excuse me dear...'
Tuesday - busy at work, no money and wanting a drink
Wednesday - busy at work, no money
Thursday - payday!!!!!!!!!
Friday - lunch with my boss, and came away thinking that career wise things may be on the up:D
Saturday - ikea with friend, lovely day out:T
Today - 25 days 'til payday:o

On the plus, STILL no alkypops, chocolate (well almost, I had a square of dark - but 'lady time' so think I'm allowed), biscuits or crisps. I get weighed and re measured at lady gym tomorrow so I'll report in how I've faired;)
I've also decided to join lady gym, as I have managed to curb my magazine buying for a good couple of months now, so will divert my pocket money to getting rid of the lard.

Going for dryfebruary with lula and Iona:)

gallygirl

nattypants wrote: »

Monday - walked around with my dress tucked into my knickers:eek: I am talking through the town to go to a meeting, through a shopping centre, up 6 flights of stairs, and in a public concourse. Until a kindly lady muttered the words 'excuse me dear...'

Maybe there's something to be said for going out in PJ'a after all :rotfl:.

nattypants

My life is seriously just one big train wreck of mishaps....some days are best off just staying in bed:o

gallygirl

nattypants wrote: »

My life is seriously just one big train wreck of mishaps....some days are best off just staying in bed:o

Maybe not........

HelenDaveKids

Np, you didnt have toilet paper stuck to your shoe as well did you?

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Oh dear np doesnt sound a good start to the week
glad lunch with the boss went well tho!!
Good luck with the weighing and measuring - sounds like you have been v v well behaved and hopefully will reap the rewards!

nattypants

I made the classic mistake of baking bread.....in the oven and everything, anyway pretty much the entire loaf is sitting in my stomach having broken off 'small pieces' throughout the day:o

Tomorrow's weigh-in / measuring will be interesting:cool:

I am going to be on my very best behaviour all this week, and tomorrow at some point will contact natw*st for mortgage update. Already (with thanks to ik*a), money is back to being tight - I bought LOADS of candles:o, oh and a dining table, and perhaps some chairs....those candles certainly add up though;)

Tasks for this week;
1. Contact natw*st
2. No mishaps
3. Behave like the consummate professional at ALL times
4. Poop out the loaf of bread currently in my tummy prior to tomorrow's weigh-in:o

Anna_Glypta

HelenDaveKids wrote: »

Np, you didnt have toilet paper stuck to your shoe as well did you?

The shoe would have been fine - it was if it was stuck in her pants as well as her skirt that it would have been a real problem :rotfl:

nattypants

Anna_Glypta wrote: »

The shoe would have been fine - it was if it was stuck in her pants as well as her skirt that it would have been a real problem :rotfl:

Just give me time:D