Butti's Journey: A matter of loaf and death

Butti

NorthernLas wrote: »

I'm sure he will have had medical advice and is a grown up ...

Why not er, show him your t-shirt collection??

Why not? Shall we start next week with 'When will someone rescue me?'

Oooops, maybe can't wear that one as someone already has! Twice!

Well late night last night and still struggling to function. You know when simple words like 'Power of attorney' escape you!!! Looking forward to my bed tonight. May look at my PPI list and draft my letter to the Halifax from it. I think we'll give shouting at Newsnight a miss tonight. Need to find the telly first!!!:rotfl:

Well, a man moves into our house on Thursday. Just thought - I hope the landlady didn't mean today. We need to sort out the cupboards first in the kitchen and I'm not in much of a mood for that. I'm in the mood for sleeping....sleeping....and sleeping a bit more.

Got followed coming back over the Tees flyover on Tuesday. Huge car with bright headlights, so huge I could see each headlight in each wing mirror...which was just as well as I couldn't see anything out of the back. Followed me for about 6 miles overtaking and coming in at the same places then overtook and cleared off. Only then I noticed it was a police landrover. You ask me - what's suspicious about a fully laden car travelling at 11pm!!!

Right better go and sort a decent lunch. Judging by the fact my bra undid itself on its own...twice...last night my boss is probably right and I have lost weight. Seriously it did it itself with no assistance.

I KNOW some of you don't believe me...it's true. I'm an :A

B x

niccatw

Butti wrote: »

Thanks Beanie.
In a room surrounded by stuff...Feel like I'm drowning slightly.
Right...what do I do with a flirtaceous landlord who I find attractive and whom had a heart attack about 3 months ago!??
B x

Well, you should probably practice mouth-to-mouth on him just in case...

And maybe ask him about your bra??? (a la Joey Tribbiani opening Phoebe's bra... maybe your landlord has mastered the art from a distance!)

Butti

All a bit bizarre.
To let sign went up on Monday.
Wardrobe went in and house was cleared on Tuesday.
Posted on Gumtree yesterday.
First viewing tonight.

That was quick!

Snagggles

Fingers crossed Butti! I am willing a lovely tenant to wander into your life very soon!

skint_spice

Yes, exactly what Snaggles says, fingers crossed for you.

beanielou

From me too.

Butti

Well lunch today wasn't quite as cheap as I expected. I had half a pot of coleslaw from yesterday and two cheese triangles which I was going to magic into something special (a jacket potato with cheesy coleslaw).

When I got in the Co-op there was a woman looking at stuff on one side of the aisle. Her assistance dog had its nose resting on the jacket potatoes.
I had a baguette instead!

elantan

Think I would've done the same thing tbh

elantan

Butti I am really sorry I had put your thread on my subscribed list and ticked the email bit but I have missed so much so far I am back at page 25 and I think I still need to go back some more ... I thought you were just busy with every day life and wasn't posting as much and now I see you have been through the mill ... Really sorry I havn't been keeping up and wishing I was there to give you a wee hand and a hug

Thinking of you honey xxx

Butti

That's alright El. You ring me when I'm being threatened by psychopathic ex-lodgers. What more does a girl need?