Chances of finding my (future) Mrs on MSE?

Bennifred

StumpyPumpy wrote: »

You really have been away from a woman's influence, haven't you? Don't you realise that there are many, many different shades of "black"? And a black sock worn and washed twice in no way matches a black sock worn and washed ten times. Oh, no. You may not be able to spot the difference with your inferior male eyes, but get it wrong and you are constant source of veiled sniggers and embarrassed glances until you get it right.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SP

StumpyPumpy is correct! We have sock wars in this house - there are four males who all insist on wearing only black socks, and argue over which belong to whom because of the above issues. They obviously have feminine eyes.:rotfl:

Slinky_Malinky

I am not looking for a husband but I am well up for a `friend with benefits`

Gloomendoom

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

6' 1''
average build
not previously married
no children
quite good looking
useless

Mate, all that stuff counts for nothing... even the useless bit.

I'm ugly, was quite fat and previously married. I still managed to find an absolute cracker and I wasn't even looking.


Women are weird!

bright_side

carlositd wrote: »

zero most has issues

I have yet to interact with a human being that doesn't have ANY issues whatsoever

Hovel_lady

Slinky_Malinky wrote: »

I am not looking for a husband but I am well up for a `friend with benefits`

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/forumdisplay.php?f=139

Hovel_lady

StumpyPumpy you're not my BF are you?? :eek::eek:

FBaby

I don't think you'll get anywhere unless you expand on the useless bit. There are many useless things most women wouldn't care one bit about, some that you are doomed in advanced, in which case, you might to consider seeing how to become useFUL!

StumpyPumpy

Hovel_lady wrote: »

StumpyPumpy you're not my BF are you?? :eek::eek:

I count my socks as matching if they are approximately on the same side of a colour wheel

But if you're willing to help match my Crocs and socks correctly, I might consider an exchange. :rotfl::D:rotfl:

SP

Hovel_lady

StumpyPumpy wrote: »

I count my socks as matching if they are approximately on the same side of a colour wheel

But if you're willing to help match my Crocs and socks correctly, I might consider an exchange. :rotfl::D:rotfl:

SP

:eek::eek:

This is how is started with my BF :rotfl::rotfl:

barbiedoll

Oh dear Useless, you're probably not in the best place to look for Mrs Useless.
Women realise that if you're on this site, you are either......

a) Skint.
Or......
b) A tightwad.

As you think that you're generally all-round useless, why not try signing up for "Car Maintenance" classes. Apparently, they're full of women looking for a husband! :rotfl:

(And if all else fails, at least you'll be able to change your own spark plugs)