Chances of finding my (future) Mrs on MSE?

useless_git_requires_wife

I_wanna_live_for_free wrote: »

I need a wife. To stop my husband moaning that I haven't done the hoovering/washing up/deloused the goldfish and sorted the socks into colour sequence as she could do that

All my socks are black so that's one job a future Mrs wouldn't have to worry about.

j.e.j.

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

6' 1''
average build
not previously married
no children
quite good looking
useless

see, this is what puzzles me about lonely-hearts ads.. if someone's tall, good-looking and comes with 'no baggage', wouldn't you think the ladies would be queueing up.. (even despite the 'useless' bit:D)

bright_side

Don't lose heart useless git, there's someone for everyone out there, you just got to be patient

That's what I keep telling myself anyway

I've only been single 2 weeks :rotfl:

useless_git_requires_wife

j.e.j. wrote: »

see, this is what puzzles me about lonely-hearts ads.. if someone's tall, good-looking and comes with 'no baggage', wouldn't you think the ladies would be queueing up.. (even despite the 'useless' bit:D)

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

Of course, you may have underestimated the level of my uselessness.

Devils_Custard

In what areas are you useless, useless git? Knitting and Scottish dancing are fine, but cooking...

Bennifred

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

Nothing else seems to be working!

Change your user name!
Then: don't be a useless git! Especially the "git" thing!

Sorted!:D

Hovel_lady

I'd say your chances of meeting your future Mrs on MSE are better than zero as I met the furture Mr Hovel on here (although he does say that he will be known as Hovel Lord :rotfl:)

marleyboy

Have you tried Freecycle

Mrs_Arcanum

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

All my socks are black so that's one job a future Mrs wouldn't have to worry about.

Don't ever get Next ones - pain in the posterior to pair. :rotfl:

StumpyPumpy

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

All my socks are black so that's one job a future Mrs wouldn't have to worry about.

You really have been away from a woman's influence, haven't you? Don't you realise that there are many, many different shades of "black"? And a black sock worn and washed twice in no way matches a black sock worn and washed ten times. Oh, no. You may not be able to spot the difference with your inferior male eyes, but get it wrong and you are constant source of veiled sniggers and embarrassed glances until you get it right.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

SP