Chances of finding my (future) Mrs on MSE?

hellokitty08

im looking for a Mr! well not really looking but if i could find one it would be convenient!

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Mrs_Arcanum wrote: »

The local chap who sold himself on Ebay found someone (not via Ebay though). Best of luck and the secret is - stop looking, resign yourself to a single life & someone might just turn up. Desperately seeking a life partner seems to be a real turn off in the relationship stakes.

Give up, you say?

I tried that, and I was indeed 'approached' by various women during that period.....but turned them down because I had given up! True!

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j.e.j. wrote: »

yeah, just post up your credentials a la lonely-hearts ad, and we'll all do a bit of match-making for you :rotfl:

6' 1''
average build
not previously married
no children
quite good looking
useless

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gingin wrote: »

You sound like you have a good sense of humour which is my no. 1 in a partner ( I'm a Mrs so not suggesting myself!)

Good luck!

I do like a wee joke.

Notsosharp

I'll marry you....

Provided you don't need a Mrs that's keen on housework and can live with an unruly 10 year old, two dogs, three cats, two goldfish and a weather loach!

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Notsosharp wrote: »

I'll marry you....

Provided you don't need a Mrs that's keen on housework and can live with an unruly 10 year old, two dogs, three cats, two goldfish and a weather loach!

I have no problem with any of the above!

minimoneysaver

I'd consider you if you lived further South! Unfortuntely Scotland is too far from the Fylde Coast for me. Good luck in your search for Mrs Right.

Notsosharp

useless_git_requires_wife wrote: »

I have no problem with any of the above!

I'd think very carefully before saying that...my DD has seen off two boyfriends now!

Why does one require a wife anyway?

I_wanna_live_for_free

Notsosharp wrote: »

I'd think very carefully before saying that...my DD has seen off two boyfriends now!

Why does one require a wife anyway?

I need a wife. To stop my husband moaning that I haven't done the hoovering/washing up/deloused the goldfish and sorted the socks into colour sequence as she could do that

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Notsosharp wrote: »

I'd think very carefully before saying that...my DD has seen off two boyfriends now!

Why does one require a wife anyway?

Children tend to like me. I think it's because I'm still a bit of a child myself!

My dictionary says require means 'have need of'. I have need of a wife. Why? erm....because I love women and I'd like a special one all to myself?

I have no idea why the above has appeared in a larger font. Computer skills could be another reason I have need of a wife!