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dcon_blue

GlassPig wrote: »

Is the 20p tea the T's own variety?

I believe it is and it's for 80 bags. HTH

Miss_Laid

izzeyb wrote: »

Just happened to be around for whoopsie time tonight and this woman wouldn't shift one way or the other, handling every damn thing before deciding whether to put it in her 3/4 full truck. Wasnt really bothered but she wouldnt let anyone else get a look in. So I went off for a couple of mullers, discreetly punchered the top open, then stood behind her till she lunged at the poor lad again. I tried to discreetly shove the yogurts at each end of her trolley, slightly covering them over, but turning them upside down. I thought the guy at the side of me was gonna wet himself. She should have a nice little mess when she comes to unpack her shopping at the checkout.

I got this little gem off my checkout friend at one of the big Tesco stores. It used to really pee her off when the 'ladies that lunch' come along, on the phone and say to her just pack will you. She used to grit her teeth, smile sweetly and look for the first thing that she could puncture to make a nice mess for when they got home. LOL

Many years ago I did a stint as a checkout girl in Safeways, 1 day I told this bloke the total and he yelled "I have left my cheque book in the car, its your fault if you wasn't wittering on I'd have noticed" and he stomped off to get the chequebook, I packed his shopping for him, tins ontop of bread, I unflipped the lid on his showel gel

helen4891

hi, is is 25% off wine still working at tesco?
and do they give dtd at express stores? thanks

Miss_Laid

dcon_blue wrote: »

I believe it is and it's for 80 bags. HTH

Yes these but without the blue Merlin flash http://www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=254887592

GlassPig

thanks dcon blue.just off out now si I will have a look.

MKS

Can't believe that our granddaughter is one tomorrow- its gone so quick.

Snap-ant

♥ Tiny Shoes ♥

mymerrywidow wrote: »

is mr p the cat that was in the bin cupboard for 6 months? he looks such a sweety. nice arm of four p as well :rotfl:

:T Thank you for remembering. Yes it's our bin boy. Trebled in size & weight & very very content ♥

izzeyb

Snap-ant wrote: »

♥ Tiny Shoes ♥



:T Thank you for remembering. Yes it's our bin boy. Trebled in size & weight & very very content ♥

Snap, your cats are beauties

tigerwhite_2

izzeyb wrote: »

Just happened to be around for whoopsie time tonight and this woman wouldn't shift one way or the other, handling every damn thing before deciding whether to put it in her 3/4 full truck. Wasnt really bothered but she wouldnt let anyone else get a look in. So I went off for a couple of mullers, discreetly punchered the top open, then stood behind her till she lunged at the poor lad again. I tried to discreetly shove the yogurts at each end of her trolley, slightly covering them over, but turning them upside down. I thought the guy at the side of me was gonna wet himself. She should have a nice little mess when she comes to unpack her shopping at the checkout.

I got this little gem off my checkout friend at one of the big Tesco stores. It used to really pee her off when the 'ladies that lunch' come along, on the phone and say to her just pack will you. She used to grit her teeth, smile sweetly and look for the first thing that she could puncture to make a nice mess for when they got home. LOL

Izzey - naughty but very funny. Don't know if i'd have the guts to do that!!

DODO_2

izzeyb wrote: »

Just happened to be around for whoopsie time tonight and this woman wouldn't shift one way or the other, handling every damn thing before deciding whether to put it in her 3/4 full truck. Wasnt really bothered but she wouldnt let anyone else get a look in. So I went off for a couple of mullers, discreetly punchered the top open, then stood behind her till she lunged at the poor lad again. I tried to discreetly shove the yogurts at each end of her trolley, slightly covering them over, but turning them upside down. I thought the guy at the side of me was gonna wet himself. She should have a nice little mess when she comes to unpack her shopping at the checkout.

I got this little gem off my checkout friend at one of the big Tesco stores. It used to really pee her off when the 'ladies that lunch' come along, on the phone and say to her just pack will you. She used to grit her teeth, smile sweetly and look for the first thing that she could puncture to make a nice mess for when they got home. LOL

Sheer class:T