Utility Warehouse (Telecom Plus) Discussion

Cardew

Now carmine about your challenge.

How about getting just one of the UW services, get the rest from a decent supplier(BG Websaver2 would be just fine) My BT package is great as well.

You can still have your card and spend £9000pa - I assume the figure hasn't risen in the last couple of days?

'Have your cake and eat it' comes to mind??

No nasty retort please - remember we can still be friends and we both are fully aware of the merits of UW.

vinnyph

Thought I would test my new signature.

vinnyph

Cardew wrote: »

Now carmine about your challenge.

How about getting just one of the UW services, get the rest from a decent supplier(BG Websaver2 would be just fine) My BT package is great as well.

You can still have your card and spend £9000pa - I assume the figure hasn't risen in the last couple of days?

'Have your cake and eat it' comes to mind??

No nasty retort please - remember we can still be friends and we both are fully aware of the merits of UW.

How about you go live down a hole with Frodo Baggins? (witty comment):D

That would be cheaper.

Cardew

vinnyph wrote: »

How about you go live down a hole with Frodo Baggins? (witty comment):D

That would be cheaper.

The witty comment is well up to your normal standard.

The question was posed to carmine as he issued the challenge and, with the best will in the world, you are incapable of answering any questions addressed to yourself, let alone answering for other people; or even understnding the question it would appear.

vinnyph

"Frodo, Frodo" said Sam Wise while running down the path with what looked like a newspaper in his hand.

"What is it, is there another ring or something worse my good friend", came the reply.

After a minute of panting Sam Wise finally came up with a reply.

"You know that tall man from down road",

"Yes Sam, is there something you want to tell me", Frodo looked seriously,

"Well I thought it might be a good idea to tell you something or other", said Sam looking hesitantly

"Go on Sam you can tell me", Frodo looking at Sam,

"Good", Sam said quickly to get his words out he had thought of,

"Well I decided to do what that tall man said, won't be needing to collect all that wood all the time he said"

"Are you sure you are wise Sam", Frodo's expression changing

"No its Sam Wise sir I told you before sir begging your pardon sir not wise Sam sir", Sam said in his hurried way to get to the next statement,

"Yes I think so sir, Frodo I mean, you know what I mean"

"The man said it would save time having to fetch that wood and get lights at night without candles sir"

"And all on one bill as well sir, no-one else can do that around ere"

"I said to him that Frodo, I mean you sir might be interested as well sir, Frodo"

"He said he might be, you never know, if you go for it he might he said"

"I said to him sir it would save poor old Sam Wise having to fetch all that wood for that mister Frodo"

"What do you say sir, It sounds like a good idea sir". Sam looked proud that he had remembered what he had thought to say.

Maybe Sam Wise was wiser than the local people had thought at first. In one day the hobbits had learnt about electricity, gas, phones and cashback card. They had also learnt about network marketing and were soon to understand team building in a business from a hole.

Maz

Enough of the macho posturing! 'Not playing with you anymore, my Dad's bigger than your Dad, it's my ball and I'm going home, you looking at my pint?' etc., etc., ad nauseum............boring, tedious bloke stuff.

Vinny, if you're ever down my neck of the woods, please call in for a cup of tea, your intelligence and creativity will be most welcome, although I should warn you, I'm not a christian. Carmine, you are a beacon where there was previously only darkness and gloom - shine on mate, let good sense prevail.
Quintin and Cardew, you really should both think about addressing your demons, seriously. I believe the NHS has excellent mental health counselling facilities for obssesive hatred issues.

This thread is getting mind dumbingly boring with all you guys trying to come out on top. All of you, stop tilting at phantoms where none exist. It's time for it to stop and for you all to go back to your normal lives, where obssession has no place.

I for one have no problem with UW - it's been voted plc of the year by the Financial times, had amazing testimonials from Which magazine and all my customers are very happy with the good value and great customer service they receive. I know, I've checked. They like the fact that I am always there to sort out any queries (not that I've had any).

Clear off home, all of you and put your otherwise excessive energies into the things that are really important to you, like your families maybe. And stop trying to per/disuade others. Others will make their own minds up as to what's best for them. AND before that Quntin starts, yes, they can decide for themselves whether UW is relevant to theiir personal situation - it's called free will. We all have it.
Let peace prevail

Yes, I am a UW distributor and very happy to be so. So.....nerrrrr!

vinnyph

Cardew wrote: »

The witty comment is well up to your normal standard.

The question was posed to carmine as he issued the challenge and, with the best will in the world, you are incapable of answering any questions addressed to yourself, let alone answering for other people; or even understnding the question it would appear.

I only answered for carmine because he has gone already. He is probably chuckling to himself after a successful day.

Thanks for saying my wit is up to the normal standard. Its good to be appreciated.

Got to go now to do a few things, good night

Quentin

Maz wrote: »

Others will make their own minds up as to what's best for them....... they can decide for themselves whether UW is relevant to theiir personal situation - it's called free will. We all have it.

So can you answer why uw gets you all together at the rally, and you sit and take on board big al whilst he teaches you mind manipulation to ensure you get a receptive response from those you present to:

The Utility Warehouse again welcomed Big Al to the stage to cover the concept of using the right word sequences to encourage a more receptive response from those people who are evaluating the Utility Warehouse business for the first time.

Originally Posted by big al
so what we need to do is learn how to manipulate their minds...make them say whatever we want them to - they're not using their mind anyway, somebody needs to use it

http://www.networkerplus.co.uk/videos/rejection-free-presentation-big-al.html

Maz

Qunitn, you're an obssessive freak. Go home love.

1carminestocky

Cardew wrote: »

Now carmine about your challenge.

How about getting just one of the UW services, get the rest from a decent supplier(BG Websaver2 would be just fine) My BT package is great as well.

You can still have your card and spend £9000pa - I assume the figure hasn't risen in the last couple of days?

'Have your cake and eat it' comes to mind??

No nasty retort please - remember we can still be friends and we both are fully aware of the merits of UW.

Good evening, Cardew, I hope I find you in good 'spirits' this fine Spring evening. I'm sorry, are my eyes deceiving me, does that actually say 'a decent supplier' immediately followed by the initials 'BG'?? Have you been on the sauce again? OK, I concede BG aren't as bad as npower. Neither was dyptheria for that matter but it's not something I would wish to contract (with).

And did I also see the letters BT followed by 'package is great'?

Nice one.

PS The projected £9,000 spend hasn't budged in the last few days. I just wish I could say the same thing about your claim that French & Saunders were advertising UW on your TV 'most evenings' :rotfl: . That's some technological masterpiece you have there. In all seriousness, how can anyone accept important advice from someone who makes things up to try and prove a point?

PS I would be interested what your mate Quentin thinks about your 'great BT package'. :eek:

PPS Can Wolverhampton ever be classed as Staffordshire? Totally off-topic, I know, but I'm relying on your local knowledge on this one to help settle a bet...