How do i kill a tree?

mink35

Ticklemouse wrote:

Ooooh - what sort of Chimera are you talking about? Have I missed something here?

Sofa_Sogood wrote:

The one's that keep you warm lol .... Well, for one night in our case

Now I know I'm not perfect but I am really confuzzled here! Aren't chimeras some sort of lion like animal? What do you do to keep you warm - wrap it round your neck!

Sofa_Sogood

mink35 wrote:

Now I know I'm not perfect but I am really confuzzled here! Aren't chimeras some sort of lion like animal? What do you do to keep you warm - wrap it round your neck!

Awww bless

I need you're old brick outhouse now LOL

It's a terracotta type thing that stands on patio's and erm ...

......... burns wood and stuff

But I could be wrong, we ruined ours

Ticklemouse

LOL I've just googled Chimera.

It could be:

1) a web browser for MAC OS
2) a modular graphics program
3) erotic fiction
4) a fire-breathing she-dragon :j

and I thought we were talking about the car!!

Teach me to have my first drinky in weeks! (hic)

Now - about the tree - get No. 4 to burn it down:D

System

No chimeras in my garden, only hedgehogs - big ones, big stone hedgehogs. They dont like manky apples either, i asked them.:o

Ticklemouse

Sofa_Sogood wrote:

Awww bless

I need you're old brick outhouse now LOL

It's a terracotta type thing that stands on patio's and erm ...

......... burns wood and stuff

But I could be wrong, we ruined ours

Don't you mean a chiminea?

Glad

I've heard that the best way to kill a tree is to kill and skin a frog, bury it at the base of the tree and dance around it naked, during a full moon, with a pink feather boa, and holding hands with a naked 22 yr old boy.

Edinburghlass_2

Well Glad, you've missed the bbq, we had apple wine from Judi's tree and some rhubarb crumble I think but lots and lots of :beer:

Ticklemouse

And don't forget the tickling stick and pickled cabbage! Where do you get your naked 22 yr olds? Want one, want one:D

Sofa_Sogood

Ticklemouse wrote:

Don't you mean a chiminea?

No, chimera (here lol) but pass me a bush quick

mink35

glad wrote:

I've heard that the best way to kill a tree is to kill and skin a frog, bury it at the base of the tree and dance around it naked, during a full moon, with a pink feather boa, and holding hands with a naked 22 yr old boy.

Like this idea best! Could I get someone else to kill the frog tho! :eek: