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How do i kill a tree?
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Wellllllllllllllll Sofa and Judi we have been at the wrong party......head down to Glad's now and the 22 year old is mine :j0
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Hi GLAD !!!
have you been drinking???? :rotfl:0 -
glad wrote:I've heard that the best way to kill a tree is to kill and skin a frog, bury it at the base of the tree and dance around it naked, during a full moon, with a pink feather boa, and holding hands with a naked 22 yr old boy.
I know i'ts Saturday night glad, but really :rolleyes:
Pass the wine0 -
Ticklemouse wrote:Don't you mean a chiminea?
Who the heck cares when there is a naked 22 year old to hold hands with???
:j :j :j0 -
sarah1 wrote:Hi GLAD !!!
have you been drinking???? :rotfl:
You mean you haven't, Sarah?0 -
Sofa_Sogood wrote:No, chimera (here lol) but pass me a bush quick
"Chimera - mythical Greek fire-breathing monster: part goat, part lion, part snake"
Suppose it could keep you warm by breathing the fire, lol!Mink0 -
mink35 wrote:Like this idea best! Could I get someone else to kill the frog tho! :eek:
You are welcome to the frog, the 22 year old is mine :T0 -
edinburghlass wrote:You are welcome to the frog, the 22 year old is mine :T
Not if I get there first! I live nearerMink0 -
edinburghlass wrote:Wellllllllllllllll Sofa and Judi we have been at the wrong party......head down to Glad's now and the 22 year old is mine :j
I missed that bit. 22? :rotfl:
Join the queue0 -
Can I have No 49?
http://models.com/model_culture/50topmalemodels/top50.cfm?fnumber=50&lnumber=46
You can fight over the rest of the frog killers0
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