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How do i kill a tree?

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  • Sofa_Sogood
    Sofa_Sogood Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Where to put the chimera though? And can we borrow your Sofa to sit on?

    :j

    I'm still geing letters about the last chimera we bought - it lasted one night :confused:

    Maybe it's because we loaded it up like it was November 5th? :D

    And shouldn't we be making a Sofa out of trees? Poor apple trees? :(

    I'm laughing like a nutter here btw :D;)
  • Sofa_Sogood
    Sofa_Sogood Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Judi wrote:
    Have a glass of my home made apple wine, its got the moth in it, so it tastes a bit manky - and looks awful, but hey its alcoholic, and its free!!!

    Stoppppp itttttttt :D
  • Ticklemouse
    Ticklemouse Posts: 5,030 Forumite
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    Where to put the chimera though? And can we borrow your Sofa to sit on?

    :j

    Hey - I have a large driveway and although we are 'those poor people' where we live, you'll fit in. If ya want' I'll chuck the kids out of their beds an' ya can lounge on their mattresses whilst sipping some of Judi's homemade wine:beer:
  • Ticklemouse
    Ticklemouse Posts: 5,030 Forumite
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    Ooooh - what sort of Chimera are you talking about? Have I missed something here?
  • System
    System Posts: 178,340 Community Admin
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    Stoppppp itttttttt :D
    USE A BUSH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE :rolleyes:
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  • Sofa_Sogood
    Sofa_Sogood Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Ooooh - what sort of Chimera are you talking about? Have I missed something here?

    The one's that keep you warm ;) lol .... Well, for one night in our case :D

    And Judi?

    No room for a bush here :(

    :D
  • Sofa_Sogood
    Sofa_Sogood Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Hey - I have a large driveway and although we are 'those poor people' where we live, you'll fit in. If ya want' I'll chuck the kids out of their beds an' ya can lounge on their mattresses whilst sipping some of Judi's homemade wine:beer:

    Ohhhh .........

    My ribs hurt now :D

    But :beer: :j lol
  • System
    System Posts: 178,340 Community Admin
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    And Judi?

    No room for a bush here :(

    :D

    garden urn with plenty of foliage (for cover)?:o
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  • Edinburghlass_2
    Edinburghlass_2 Posts: 32,680 Forumite
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    Hey - I have a large driveway and although we are 'those poor people' where we live, you'll fit in. If ya want' I'll chuck the kids out of their beds an' ya can lounge on their mattresses whilst sipping some of Judi's homemade wine:beer:

    Does that mean we have to wear our "Burberry" scarves while lounging??

    :j :j
  • Sofa_Sogood
    Sofa_Sogood Posts: 5,258 Forumite
    Judi wrote:
    garden urn with plenty of foliage (for cover)?:o

    You lot have an answer for everything :D Foliage? Foliage? And urn? No room!!!! ;)

    Answer this:

    How do I stop the laptop bouncing up and down? ;)

    (Ticklemouse is killing me btw) :D

    Now about this tree (just in case a guide's watching) ;)
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