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How do i kill a tree?
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edinburghlass wrote:Where to put the chimera though? And can we borrow your Sofa to sit on?
:j
I'm still geing letters about the last chimera we bought - it lasted one night
Maybe it's because we loaded it up like it was November 5th?
And shouldn't we be making a Sofa out of trees? Poor apple trees?
I'm laughing like a nutter here btw0 -
Judi wrote:Have a glass of my home made apple wine, its got the moth in it, so it tastes a bit manky - and looks awful, but hey its alcoholic, and its free!!!
Stoppppp itttttttt0 -
edinburghlass wrote:Where to put the chimera though? And can we borrow your Sofa to sit on?
:j
Hey - I have a large driveway and although we are 'those poor people' where we live, you'll fit in. If ya want' I'll chuck the kids out of their beds an' ya can lounge on their mattresses whilst sipping some of Judi's homemade wine:beer:0 -
Ooooh - what sort of Chimera are you talking about? Have I missed something here?0
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Sofa_Sogood wrote:Stoppppp ittttttttThis is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0
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Ticklemouse wrote:Ooooh - what sort of Chimera are you talking about? Have I missed something here?
The one's that keep you warmlol .... Well, for one night in our case
And Judi?
No room for a bush here0 -
Ticklemouse wrote:Hey - I have a large driveway and although we are 'those poor people' where we live, you'll fit in. If ya want' I'll chuck the kids out of their beds an' ya can lounge on their mattresses whilst sipping some of Judi's homemade wine:beer:
Ohhhh .........
My ribs hurt now
But :beer: :j lol0 -
Sofa_Sogood wrote:
And Judi?
No room for a bush here
garden urn with plenty of foliage (for cover)?:oThis is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com0 -
Ticklemouse wrote:Hey - I have a large driveway and although we are 'those poor people' where we live, you'll fit in. If ya want' I'll chuck the kids out of their beds an' ya can lounge on their mattresses whilst sipping some of Judi's homemade wine:beer:
Does that mean we have to wear our "Burberry" scarves while lounging??
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Judi wrote:garden urn with plenty of foliage (for cover)?:o
You lot have an answer for everythingFoliage? Foliage? And urn? No room!!!!
Answer this:
How do I stop the laptop bouncing up and down?
(Ticklemouse is killing me btw)
Now about this tree (just in case a guide's watching)0
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