How do i kill a tree?

Sofa_Sogood

Judi wrote:

Good point, anyone know how i can bring the slabbed patio a bit nearer the bar?

Sorry. I'm rofl now.



I'll pop back when I have something more informative to add

(I'm thinking about patio's and distances now) LOL

Sofa_Sogood

trafalgar wrote:

actually that's probably the best answer.................rope, tree,big strong bloke.......................break up ground around tree bottom and ....................................YANK:rolleyes:

But before I pop back I'd love to know what a psychologist would make of the word association you chose traf :rolleyes:

It's like a bad scenario from Brookside

Ticklemouse

oooh, that's solved the problem of my second manky apple tree. The only DIY Mr TM has done is to convert a brick outhouse into a bar (fully stocked, anyone care to join me?) and right outside is the old tree. Therefore I propose chopping it down and turning it into a bar table - the trunk's about 5" diameter.:D

We have a portable bar-be-que so we can wheel that near the bar, so no-one has to move very far. (Sounds like the summer parties are on us then - bring a bottle:beer: )

trafalgar_2

Sofa_Sogood wrote:

But before I pop back I'd love to know what a psychologist would make of the word association you chose traf :rolleyes:

It's like a bad scenario from Brookside

:rotfl: .......................;)

Edinburghlass_2

Leave the tree and rig up a flying fox from the tree to the slabbed patio via the barbecue finishing up at the bar for :beer:

System

Remind me to move the line prop then.

Sofa_Sogood

edinburghlass wrote:

Leave the tree and rig up a flying fox from the tree to the slabbed patio via the barbecue finishing up at the bar for :beer:

There's now a fully fledged bar in Judi's garden, a 'brick outhouse' has been changed into one in Ticklemouse's garden :eek:



We've all got ideas how to kill the other half make a shortcut from a patio to a bar ...

But how's this tree going to meet it's maker?



(I'd say back as a bird table or whatever but I'm so off topic now I'm nearly next door :rolleyes: )

:beer: lol

Sofa_Sogood

Judi wrote:

Remind me to move the line prop then.

:eek:

I'm off to read something depressing ....

I'm in stitches

Edinburghlass_2

Where to put the chimera though? And can we borrow your Sofa to sit on?

:j

System

Have a glass of my home made apple wine, its got the moth in it, so it tastes a bit manky - and looks awful, but hey its alcoholic, and its free!!!

Sofa_Sogood wrote:

:eek:

I'm off to read something depressing ....

I'm in stitches