Nice people thread part 5 - nicely does it

chewmylegoff

JonnyBravo wrote: »

:rotfl:

More important than that is the "do you like custard in a mug?" test that PN will want to know the answer to.

there is only one thing i like more than custard in a mug, and that is gravy in a mug.

chewmylegoff

lostinrates wrote: »

I love make up


There is little doubt twenty year old women often look best au naturel, and not that orange colour with crazy white eyeshadow etc, but when most men with whom i have had this discussion, and most men seem to say they prefer the natural look, when you get them to show pictures in magazines etc of the natural look.......its not natural. That kind of natural look is as fake as black eyeliner and red lipstick, but takes longer to blend accurately. .

I used to used the dislike of the unnatual look when going out and wear turquoise eyeliner and blue eyeshadow etc. it cut down, though didnot erradicate pester flirts. I still love a bit of coloured eyeliner, though i appreciate that my skin is losing its tautness and it looks less fun, more clown.

I slso love glitter but haven,t worn it on my face since married. Closest i get are a blusher
Lipgloss and nail varnish with a gold sheen.....nars orgasm, and nars cactis flower. Oh, actually, i have worn glittery eye shadow, but cannot remeber when. And glittery nail polish on my toes.

everything in magazines is airbrushed anyway, so they're not particularly useful for that purpose.

au naturel is best defined as the five minute period after a shower before she can start covering herself in make up again. although obviously sometimes there's still a bit of waterproof mascara hanging around even then.

Wheezy_2

lostinrates wrote: »

.....nars orgasm,

For a moment I thought your spellchecker went into overdrive again, but it exists...I learn something each day in the NPT

lostinrates

chewmylegoff wrote: »

everything in magazines is airbrushed anyway, so they're not particularly useful for that purpose.

au naturel is best defined as the five minute period after a shower before she can start covering herself in make up again. although obviously sometimes there's still a bit of waterproof mascara hanging around even then.

Waterproof mascara...

And or.....

Eyelash dye, eyebrow dye, eyelash estentions, eyelash perm, semi permanant make up, the fact we have waxed bits off, dyed bits on, and just had a moisturising steam clean where our skin is going to look better than it did before or will againk in an hour, and the heat has brough the blood to our faces so we glow and have coulour in our cheeks and lips, and then the refrehing cold water has closed our pores and made everything taut,Nd the moisture still just clinging has left our chhek bones and lips slightly dewy..and having just rubbed our faces we have done some lymph facial drainage so our eyes Ren't as pufy or tired looking. And its inside, so our eyes are a little dilated not in harsh lighting......



Etc etc etc.

lostinrates

Wheezy wrote: »

For a moment I thought your spellchecker went into overdrive again, but it exists...I learn something each day in the NPT

It exists and is oneof my favs. I do not use theblusher any more...too unforgiving, but the creamy multiple stick does the job better.

chewmylegoff

lostinrates wrote: »

Waterproof mascara...

And or.....

Eyelash dye, eyebrow dye, eyelash estentions, eyelash perm, semi permanant make up, the fact we have waxed bits off, dyed bits on, and just had a moisturising steam clean where our skin is going to look better than it did before or will againk in an hour, and the heat has brough the blood to our faces so we glow and have coulour in our cheeks and lips, and then the refrehing cold water has closed our pores and made everything taut,Nd the moisture still just clinging has left our chhek bones and lips slightly dewy..and having just rubbed our faces we have done some lymph facial drainage so our eyes Ren't as pufy or tired looking. And its inside, so our eyes are a little dilated not in harsh lighting......



Etc etc etc.

christ alive, think what you could be doing with the time wasted on all of that! i'd much prefer it if you used your time to do the hoovering and make me a cup of gravy.

lostinrates

chewmylegoff wrote: »

christ alive, think what you could be doing with the time wasted on all of that! i'd much prefer it if you used your time to do the hoovering and make me a cup of gravy.

Dh does the hoovering:D. I find hoovering really hurts.

I make great gravy though. Possibly the best gravy in the world. In fact, more than possibly. More like probably. Imo gravy is the best part of a roast meal. I could happily eat bread sauce and or veg and gravy...

Mine is not in a cup though.

Davesnave

lostinrates wrote: »

the creamy multiple stick does the job better.

Am I on the right thread? :eek:

Perhaps you should write our next village panto....:rotfl:

lostinrates

If its a panto about make up, willingly.

http://www.narscosmetics.co.uk/the-multiple-28.html

Or horses. Or chickens. Or geese

My life feels a bit like a panto sometimes.

Davesnave

lostinrates wrote: »

If its a panto about make up, willingly.

http://www.narscosmetics.co.uk/the-multiple-28.html

Or horses. Or chickens. Or geese

My life feels a bit like a panto sometimes.

It's set in the Dark Ages, where the 12th century Gok Wan lookalike gives lots of fashion and appearance advice to the heroine, who certainly needs it!

There's a chicken, a dead pigeon and two horses, but none is real. So, we can put, "No animals were harmed in the making of this panto" on the programme.