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  • kissjenn
    kissjenn Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Twonk is a sublime, says it all type of word.

    In fact though, it's a tad too gentle, too self-effacing, too playfully cute to describe the bile filled, pus riddled eejit we're discussing.

    He's now sent me more questions via his "expert" demanding to know how every penny of his investment was spent and where are the receipts as he's been told nothing. So 5 years of lawyers, accounts, financial advisers etc all explaining stuff to him and him signing (they were read out to him and he could still see) property deeds, mortgage forms, his tax returns etc is now a join conspiracy to defraud him. Do the NHS make tablets strong enough to calm me down.

    On a happier note :beer::beer::beer: Small Boy PASSED his theory test :beer::beer::beer:

    We need more SBs and Twonks and fewer nasty little gobbits. Wonder if I can deed poll his name to Smeagol?
    :A Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust :A
  • beanielou
    beanielou Posts: 95,642 Ambassador
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Academoney Grad Mortgage-free Glee!
    Great news for SmallBoy :j :j :j
    I am a Forum Ambassador and I support the Forum Team on Mortgage Free Wannabe & Local Money Saving Scotland & Disability Money Matters. If you need any help on those boards, do let me know.Please note that Ambassadors are not moderators. Any post you spot in breach of the Forum Rules should be reported via the report button , or by emailing forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com. All views are my own & not the official line of Money Saving Expert.

    Lou~ Debt free Wanabe No 55 DF 03/14.**Credit card debt free 30/06/10~** MFW. Finally mortgage free O2/ 2021****
    "A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of" Jane Austen in Mansfield Park.

    ***Fall down seven times,stand up eight*** ~~Japanese proverb.
    ***Keep plodding*** Out of debt, out of danger. ***Be the difference.***
    One debt remaining. Home improvement loan.
  • savingholmes
    savingholmes Posts: 28,973 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    well done to SB!

    Sorry your ex is such a twonk
    Achieve FIRE/Mortgage Neutrality in 2030
    1) MFW Nov 21 £202K now £174.8K Equity 32.77%
    2) £2.6K Net savings after CCs 6/7/25
    3) Mortgage neutral by 06/30 (AVC £24.3K + Lump Sums DB £4.6K + (25% of SIPP 1.2K) = 30.1/£127.5K target 23.6% 29/7/25
    4) FI Age 60 income target £16.5/30K 55.1%
    5) SIPP £4.8K updated 29/7/25
  • Great day for SB.

    Ex-OH sounds like he is clutching at straws and is drowing in his own desperation. I say put your foot on his head until the bubbles stop!
    ** Proud to be dealing with my debts **
    LBM - Jan 2009 _pale_ : £24,802.21 :eek:
    February 2010 :silenced: : £18,078.47 (not including OD)
    July 2010 :( = £16,819.34 (not including OD)
    January 2012 :mad: = £14,338.75 (not including OD)
  • mooomin
    mooomin Posts: 13,703 Forumite
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    Madam, you're suspiciously quiet.

    Have you been caught in acts of violence towards The Twonk?
  • kissjenn
    kissjenn Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Hello all, hope this finds everyone well.

    Sorry about absence but 19 days of antibiotics, infection and everything else finally caught up with me and I've been knacky dodahed. :o

    Oncologist is happy with chemo and surgery results. Due to type of tumour theres no point in giving me the wonder drugs like Tamoxifen or Herceptin but a clinical trial for an asprin like substance may work so looking at doing that. 2/3 chance I get the real McCoy and 1/3 placebo, so better than evens. :D

    Radio therapy started this week and thats the first 4 sessions completed. No side effects so far but they've warned me that it's cumulative and to look out for skin changes. :cool:

    We're fostering a 4 month old kitten as friend's wee boy has developed bad asthma since they got him. To say SB in lurve would be understatement of the year, he knows kitten may have to go back the even-smaller boy but he's praying that we can keep him. Very satisfying watching 6 feet of brick outhouse doting on tiny mite. :A

    No follow-up so far from twonk. Ex-OH is in court in fortnight for non-payment of CSA for 6 years, unfortunately will be in therapy and miss it :p
    :A Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust :A
  • beanielou
    beanielou Posts: 95,642 Ambassador
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Academoney Grad Mortgage-free Glee!
    Sorry that you have been feeling rough.
    Good news about court date for ex & bah to !!!!!.
    Kitten sounds fabarooni.
    Take care xxx
    I am a Forum Ambassador and I support the Forum Team on Mortgage Free Wannabe & Local Money Saving Scotland & Disability Money Matters. If you need any help on those boards, do let me know.Please note that Ambassadors are not moderators. Any post you spot in breach of the Forum Rules should be reported via the report button , or by emailing forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com. All views are my own & not the official line of Money Saving Expert.

    Lou~ Debt free Wanabe No 55 DF 03/14.**Credit card debt free 30/06/10~** MFW. Finally mortgage free O2/ 2021****
    "A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of" Jane Austen in Mansfield Park.

    ***Fall down seven times,stand up eight*** ~~Japanese proverb.
    ***Keep plodding*** Out of debt, out of danger. ***Be the difference.***
    One debt remaining. Home improvement loan.
  • taxi73
    taxi73 Posts: 20,815 Forumite
    Sorry that you've been bad but hopefully feeling a lot better now.I can't have the wonder drugs either due to being TN so know how you feel.Please get plenty of rest as the radiotherapy will make you tired and use your cream.Take care xx
  • savingholmes
    savingholmes Posts: 28,973 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    Hi KJ - glad you are back posting. Kitten sounds good for the soul....

    All the best... not a lot else I can say really...
    Achieve FIRE/Mortgage Neutrality in 2030
    1) MFW Nov 21 £202K now £174.8K Equity 32.77%
    2) £2.6K Net savings after CCs 6/7/25
    3) Mortgage neutral by 06/30 (AVC £24.3K + Lump Sums DB £4.6K + (25% of SIPP 1.2K) = 30.1/£127.5K target 23.6% 29/7/25
    4) FI Age 60 income target £16.5/30K 55.1%
    5) SIPP £4.8K updated 29/7/25
  • kissjenn
    kissjenn Posts: 2,358 Forumite
    Mortgage-free Glee!
    Thanks.

    SH and Beanie, kitten is adorable and is making friends (slowly) with the husky. He ambushes her and then goes "I'm only a baby don't eat me" when she's had enough.

    Taxi - they haven't given me any cream yet. Can I ask how far into it were you before you started feeling tired and how long did it last?

    Toby is here and says purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
    :A Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust :A
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