Bad Bad Booby

The_Golden_Goose

What kind of person kills tons of birds and dumps them? Some sicko that's who. At least you can have peace of mind that your feline friend is not some super skilled tiger in disguise and won't be trying to drag a swan in anytime soon.

kissjenn

He wanted us to think he was the great provider. Not sure why he picked out the ducks, maybe he thought I'd whip him up a quick a l'orange sauce.

TBH just trying to make light of something so brutally nasty that I don't have the stomach for.

kissjenn

Alex - they are barking some of them. I'm special but they beat me hands down.

AlexLK

kissjenn wrote: »

Alex - they are barking some of them. I'm special but they beat me hands down.

I can't quite forget the one you were talking about the other week who just wanted to "get onto the murrrrders" :rotfl:

Yes, I'm easily amused.

kissjenn

Oddly enough the murrrrders one is the mad bat with the circular arguments.

Example - Do you trust what you see in the media?

Mad bat: I dinnae trust the papers
Me: But you quote stories from the Metro
Mad Bat: That's different, it's free.
Me: So you don't trust quality papers but the Metro
Mad Bat: I trust the BBC. TV reporters put effort into stories, journalists make it up.
Me: Metro? How does that work.
Mad Bat: Its free hen.

Lecturer hid at that point.

Oh and she doesn't trust books cos they write anything.
TV can get sued so that proves they're telling the truth.
Newspapers DO get sued which proves they lie.

Its porridge in there...I just stir a bit and smile. Very enjoyable really.

AlexLK

kissjenn: I honestly can't stop laughing at that. That's my holiday for next year sorted: Mrs. K. and I will be coming up to Scotland to sit in on your criminology class. I reckon that'd be a better cure for my problems than anything prescribed by my doctor. :rotfl:

kissjenn

It's grand, another 16 weeks to go.

Gawd only knows what she'll make of Freud...eat him for breakfast I suspect.

Someone else is keen to know how you obliterate evidence so you can't be caught...make sure you and Mrs K are on good terms for that one. Bleach is very effective allegedly

AlexLK

:rotfl: Please update, as I can't wait to hear what she makes of Freud either.

Well, Mrs. K. has already decided burying me under the patio is a bad idea "because they always get caught". However, she apparently thought feeding a body to the pigs Lock, Stock style would be an effective way to get away with murrrrrrder. :eek:

Mind, I think she only likes that film because she used to own a beige Rover P6 V8 and lets face it, that's it's only claim to popular "cool".

rising_from_the_ashes

beanielou wrote: »

Ok.Think kissjenn is free from about two?
But we could meet before that if you want?

Sure - was going to car share with KJ but if you're in earlier with the way the buses work' i'm sure she'll forgive me (late morning?)

kissjenn

Hi Alex, updates will be made available as soon as my jaw returns to its normal position each week.

Hi Rising, if you want to get the bus in I can give you a run home.