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Trying for a Baby Part 7

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  • mrshappy
    mrshappy Posts: 982 Forumite
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    :eek::eek::eek::rotfl:

    Can he (or you ;)) not just rub it on his manhood? :o

    Perhaps just have a towel close at hand so he/you can rub your hands before embarking on BDing?

    I did suggest that but the look on his face said it all :eek: I wiped my hands on his pillow anyway so hahahaha to him for making faces at me :rotfl:(yes, very juvenille, I know)
  • RebekahR
    RebekahR Posts: 5,987 Forumite
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    Just been looking on the site that sells preseed and they sell a 'scotum cooling patch'... sorry that just struck me as funny and thought I'd share! :o:rotfl:
    Just send him a link will report back what he says! :rotfl::T
  • RebekahR
    RebekahR Posts: 5,987 Forumite
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    mrshappy wrote: »
    I did suggest that but the look on his face said it all :eek: I wiped my hands on his pillow anyway so hahahaha to him for making faces at me :rotfl:(yes, very juvenille, I know)

    I wiped it all over his chest :rotfl:Pretended to massage him with it hahaha. I got "that" your in trouble look.
  • Lily_The_Legend
    Lily_The_Legend Posts: 16,274 Forumite
    RebekahR wrote: »
    We had more rumpy pumpy last night too. Good lord 3 nights in a row! That is just unheard of!!! 2 days in row hasn't happened before even lol. And without a temp rise today looks like we will be at it AGAIN tonight! I'm exhausted.
    We used the preseed 1st time and like your concieve it was very runny! Dribbled it all over myself lol. Anyways after making mess or trying to put it on my fingers and in like you we gave up. Tipped some on the end of his winkie and some on myself and he spread it around with his winkie and just went for it really! lol.

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    mrshappy wrote: »
    I did suggest that but the look on his face said it all :eek: I wiped my hands on his pillow anyway so hahahaha to him for making faces at me :rotfl:(yes, very juvenille, I know)

    :T Good for you! That's the sort of thing I'd do! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    RebekahR wrote: »
    Just send him a link will report back what he says! :rotfl::T

    :T:rotfl:

    DH thought it was hilarious the other week that he has a hole in his pants... he said it was good because it would keep his balls cool. :cool::rotfl:
  • mrshappy
    mrshappy Posts: 982 Forumite
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    Just been looking on the site that sells preseed and they sell a 'scotum cooling patch'... sorry that just struck me as funny and thought I'd share! :o:rotfl:
    I just had a google for them and am wondering if they are sticky backed to stay in place? Ouch for taking them off :rotfl:
  • Lily_The_Legend
    Lily_The_Legend Posts: 16,274 Forumite
    mrshappy wrote: »
    I just had a google for them and am wondering if they are sticky backed to stay in place? Ouch for taking them off :rotfl:

    :eek::rotfl: Like a plucked chicken... :rotfl:
  • sexymouse
    sexymouse Posts: 6,131 Forumite
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    edited 4 October 2011 at 6:09PM
    I leave the thread for a couple of hours, and look what happens! :rotfl:

    I have a sneaky feeling that we weren't successful again this month - been having twinges and the usual pre-AF carb cravings. :( I was hoping it would be lucky cycle 7!

    On a positive note, Moon and I will have been married for 6 months on Saturday, so we've decided to go to Nando's for dinner. :) Looking forward to it. AF should be due either on the day, or the day before (not quite sure, as usually get 2 days spotting first), so at least if she shows up, I can have a proper drink!
    Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
    I married Moon 8/4/2011, baby boy born 26/9/2012, Angel Baby Poppy born 8/11/15, Rainbow baby boy born 11/2/2017
  • RebekahR
    RebekahR Posts: 5,987 Forumite
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    RebekahR wrote: »
    Just send him a link will report back what he says! :rotfl::T
    "Well, not much I can say to that" ... There's a first!!
  • RebekahR
    RebekahR Posts: 5,987 Forumite
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    mrshappy wrote: »
    I just had a google for them and am wondering if they are sticky backed to stay in place? Ouch for taking them off :rotfl:
    Oh who cares! This doesn't compare with the pain of labour ... :rotfl::D:D:D;);)
  • Nicki
    Nicki Posts: 8,166 Forumite

    I wonder how Nikki got on at the Dr's today - cant see that she's posted today.....

    :mad::mad::mad: Just got back. I HATE doctors and gynaecologists most of all. Having asked what our plans were after the miscarriage, and being told that we wanted to try again, the f*ing imbecile, asked how old I was, referred to our previous difficulties in conceiving, then leaned back in his chair, and said "well it wouldnt be the end of the world if you never had another baby"

    I am not sure on what planet he thought that was a sensible thing to say to a woman less than a month after a miscarriage :mad: My OH literally had to hold me back from ripping his testicles off and stuffing them down his throat. As it was I muttered, "Not the end of the world for you, obviously" and he looked completely shocked.

    He then said, that he hoped we would conceive again quickly but if we did there was no guarantees that we would be able to carry the child to term, but to make an appointment as soon as we knew for an early assessment of the pregnancy.

    In and out in about 5 minutes and nearly 3 hours later I am still seething....
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