The "have a look at this!" thread II

shortcrust

Misslayed wrote: »

Spot the empty porridge bowl, wee broken chair and blonde intruder asleep in the smallest bed

https://www.fineandcountry.com/uk/property-for-sale/christchurch/bh23-7js/1472341

I took this literally and have just spent 10 mins thinking “why can’t I see any of that stuff?!”

Misslayed

shortcrust wrote: »

I took this literally and have just spent 10 mins thinking “why can’t I see any of that stuff?!”

Sorry! I owe you ten minutes

lea_uk

Terrible pictures. So dark. Wallpaper in picture 6 reminds me of a magic eye picture https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64780575.html

RelievedSheff

lea_uk wrote: »

Terrible pictures. So dark. Wallpaper in picture 6 reminds me of a magic eye picture https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64780575.html

That's an excellent example of how not to present your property for sale :eek:

Patr100

Misslayed wrote: »

Spot the empty porridge bowl, wee broken chair and blonde intruder asleep in the smallest bed

https://www.fineandcountry.com/uk/property-for-sale/christchurch/bh23-7js/1472341

Dunno if its HDR, photoshop or some other enhancement but those interior pictures look so perfect and bright they seem almost CGI.

Patr100

lea_uk wrote: »

Terrible pictures. So dark. Wallpaper in picture 6 reminds me of a magic eye picture https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64780575.html

We strongly recommend you take the first step to falling in love with this property by contacting us today to arrange a viewing.

Not gonna be love a first sight .

Why do EAs do such poor photos? The outside garden one
is basic exposure error which is continued with the bright windows inside.
Too lazy to make the effort to get it right first time.
With digital there's little excuse nowadays.

Skiddaw1

lea_uk wrote: »

Terrible pictures. So dark. Wallpaper in picture 6 reminds me of a magic eye picture https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64780575.html

Does feel a bit like there was a partial eclipse taking place when pics were taken doesn't it?

[Deleted User]

lea_uk wrote: »

Terrible pictures. So dark. Wallpaper in picture 6 reminds me of a magic eye picture https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64780575.html

The telly in pic 4 seems to be showing CCTV of the back street...

NaughtiusMaximus

Patr100 wrote: »

Why do EAs do such poor photos?

When we were selling one of the ways we slimmed down the plethora of available EAs to a small list from which to obtain quotes was by looking at their current listings. Any with photos as bad as this one would have been instantly ruled out as clueless idiots who can't get the very basics of selling a house right.

[Deleted User]

If I was selling up I'd take my own photos and ask the Agent to use them.

Another thing I don't under stand about these crappy Agents that have crappy photos, is the lack of photos. Some listings could only have 5 or 6 photos while others might have 10 but either way still miss out rooms etc.

My house is only a 2 bed terrace but I could easily take 20+ nice photos for a listing, where as one of the crappy local Agents would only likely take 5.