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very strange situation - swingers?

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  • dmg24
    dmg24 Posts: 33,920 Forumite
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    Alikay wrote: »
    Bob sounds like a creep, and Betty is wet for putting up with it. All the drippy-hippy talk about "souls in harmony", washing feet and writing songs is just him trying to dress up or justify his perving.

    You should count yourself lucky that they've not been in touch :cool:

    Not necessarily, I know of a couple (who I have not had sexytime with! :p ) who are very much like that. They are both very strong characters and I have no doubt that their touchy feely nature is purely one of (their idea of) caring.
    Gone ... or have I?
  • Alikay
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    trekgirl wrote: »
    His response was that 'you have to learn how to love and let people into your heart, not set up walls and barriers'.
    Absolutely hilarious :rotfl::rotfl:
    Rough translation "Let me sh@g you"
  • C_Mababejive
    C_Mababejive Posts: 11,668 Forumite
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    Shag him and be done with it..
    Feudal Britain needs land reform. 70% of the land is "owned" by 1 % of the population and at least 50% is unregistered (inherited by landed gentry). Thats why your slave box costs so much..
  • Errata
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    What would you make of it all?
    That both Bob and Betty are loony tunes, but well done if you managed to keep your face straight when he wanted to wash your feet 'like Jesus'.
    .................:)....I'm smiling because I have no idea what's going on ...:)
  • Alikay wrote: »
    Bob sounds like a creep, and Betty is wet for putting up with it. All the drippy-hippy talk about "souls in harmony", washing feet and writing songs is just him trying to dress up or justify his perving.

    You should count yourself lucky that they've not been in touch :cool:

    Agree with this 100%!!
    :love:
  • Bettybigboobs
    Bettybigboobs Posts: 215 Forumite
    Betty and Bob are Bonkers, keep well out of it the fruit loops! In simple terms you are being groomed into a 3 way gang bang lol !
    If it ain't reduced, i don't buy it! :j
  • Errata wrote: »
    That both Bob and Betty are loony tunes, but well done if you managed to keep your face straight when he wanted to wash your feet 'like Jesus'.

    This!!!!!!
  • make_me_wise
    make_me_wise Posts: 1,509 Forumite
    :rotfl:

    Thats not swinging.

    Think that they may have been grooming you for a threesome :kisses:

    Looks like they changed their minds as nothing happened when you shared a bed ;)
  • Emmzi
    Emmzi Posts: 8,658 Forumite
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    if they both want an open or poly relationship. so what? it's not your thing, just tell them - they obviously aren't upsetting each other, why let it upset you?

    lots of kinds of people in the world, they're different to the norm, it doesn't make them evil. get over yourself and your tightly wound sense of "right" and "proper."
    Debt free 4th April 2007.
    New house. Bigger mortgage. MFWB after I have my buffer cash in place.
  • barbiedoll
    barbiedoll Posts: 5,328 Forumite
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    Maybe they're trying to lure you into a weird religious cult?

    Change your phone number, dye your hair and move abroad. Further than Paris!!! :rotfl::rotfl:
    "I may be many things but not being indiscreet isn't one of them"
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