Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

thejonesfamily

sad_dog_lady wrote: »

lol, thanks for the description, i have a uni paper to get in for 7th jan on archeology and i just dont care, id so much rather read and re read this thread.
its perfect, lets get tom hanks as you mr jones and perhaps everyone else following this thread could suggest other cast members .... xx

if you want to write about Old things, i suggest I forward you Mother clampetts birth certificate

thejonesfamily

anyway, enough tonight. They are done unloading, so i better lock up the garage and then I may go out for a very long walk with the dog.

Desperado99

thejonesfamily wrote: »

Mrs C is a bit like this

Her hair is curly grey/brown/purple

She is 5 ft tall

She has bad posture, you could iron a shirt on her back

She has a NHS issue hearing aid

Her false teeth have some missing teeth (work that one out)

She wears pink fluffy slippers

She leaves wee on the loo seat.

Basically, Les Dawson in a dress then?



This thread seems to be the only reason I look on the net ATM.:rotfl:

clutton_2

julie walters (think Mrs Overall or Two Soups Waitress) would be an excellent Old Mother Clampett

Bean_Counter

thejonesfamily wrote: »

mentlepiece

More or less sums up the Clampetts in one word, I presume.

It is a real battle whether I check up on the Ashes update or this thread first thing in the morning. Excellent work!!!

wearside_2

If there was the slightest truth in this story, we would have seen a picture of the caravan or at least a photo of a caravan. It is well written but IMHO a load of tripe, Having said that I have enjoyed reading it, although at times it has made my blood boil:D

dacouch

Remember Jonesy...They don't like it up 'em

Mama_G_3

Oh no!! I was wondering if the brother turned up haha!! Hopefully he will go soon!

I really hope things happen tomorrow. You have been more than generous! It is STILL your home and you didnt have to let these people park their camper on your drive and treat your home like a hotel!! I would be inclined to send them a bill once you've moved

thejonesfamily

the camper from the pound yard

Accountant_Kerry

i was expecting a massive motorhome!! how wrong was I!