Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

schiff

BTW remember to let the New Year in as well as the Clampetts!

CheeseCat

Westin wrote: »

Does anyone know if Tena have a discount code...

:rotfl::rotfl:glad to see the MSE standards are not slipping in this thread.

Must admit, I do normally browse this section anyway but I do check for this thread first :beer:

Happy new year to you, the Joneses! (and the Clampetts... I really can't get the image of Mr C as Columbo out of my head)

clutton_2

Jones family - do you have any coal to take to the Clampetts at 12.01am tomorrow i guess you could always pop down to the local garage for some ?

thejonesfamily

Good evening all. Thanks for the encouragement for the script writing, however I am sure there is better talent out there.

Anyway, it is 22.04 and the in laws and out lawss are here for a drinkie poos. Mrs J has just cooked us a fabulous Mousaka and we are waiting for the countdown to 2011. We hadnt invited the clampetts as they said they were going out to the pub, but when I was walking past the campervan at 9pm this evening, they were both in watching TV.

So it is with a heavy heart and probably a bit too much Blue Nun inside me, that I knocked on the door and invited the Clampetts over at 11pm for an hour.

Finally on behalf of the Jones Family, Jan and Pete Jones (my folks) and Diane and Richard Head (Her folks), we wish you all a very merry new Year,

sorry a bit sozzled.

urbancookie1

We had a family of Clampetts over the road from us, They also have a campervan, thought they'd gone to visit Mr C's parents in Exeter.

thejonesfamily

CheeseCat wrote: »

I really can't get the image of Mr C as Columbo out of my head)

The Mac is hanging up in my hallway. It is like Columbos and even has stains.

Lula-Hula

Happy New Year to you all & thanks for sharing your events with us

xx

clutton_2

""on behalf of the Jones Family, Jan and Pete Jones (my folks) and Diane and Richard Head (Her folks)"

so does this make anyone in this saga Mr D i c k Head or son of D i c k Head ?

thejonesfamily

clutton wrote: »

""on behalf of the Jones Family, Jan and Pete Jones (my folks) and Diane and Richard Head (Her folks)"

so does this make anyone in this saga Mr D i c k Head or son of D i c k Head ?

out of respect to them, i have never had this joke. They are very formal people, devout catholics so much so, they wouldnt use a brolly if it rained.

I have 6 sisters in law.

Looking out of the window the Clampetts are just locking up the van, half hour early! Must be time for their constitutional or maybe they are peckish. Oh they even appear to be carrying a bottle. Crikey, I hope they mind their Ps and Qs as the in laws are a little on the "jolly hockeysticks"

Joyful

Happy New year to The Jones Family. Thanks for being so entertaining.:beer: