Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

thejonesfamily

sad_dog_lady wrote: »

this thread has been a real help to me, i have bi polar and have been a bit low, thanks jones family, ive laughed so much.
please please keep it going till the 4th please, you are medicinal.

I always thought Bi -Polar was a bear that swings both ways.

Glad our tale is helping - keep smiling:j

charlies_mum

Do I think this is true - No
Do I care - No

Pure brilliance, funnier than anything I have watched this Christmas on TV.

Mr Jones, if you are not a professional scriptwriter, you are wasted :T

sandraroffey

who is this person??? they should do this for aliving - if they arent already. brilliant thread and hope it goes on forever.

clutton_2

""The dog pooped twice and as a gesture of goodwill Mr C picked it up. Well, he picked up one and walked in the other""

do hope he did not transfer it from his shoe to your shag-pile.....

ceebeeby

Thank you so much!!

I've laughed so much - keep them coming

busiscoming2

Don't believe it at all! But a very funny thread I have to come and check it every morning and evening to get an update! Keep up the story Jones!

onetomany

op have u any roon for a family of 4 and mad dog second week of july? im looking for a cheep holiday?

Accountant_Kerry

I love this thread, i might even believe it, soemtimes the truth is stranger than fiction, plus I am pretty gullible, who cares, its still great!

Glowie2k2_2

Oh dear just got in trouble at work for laughing too loudly.
However I've now told my boss to have a look and now everyone is laughing lol!
Thanks for the thread Mr Jones

thejonesfamily

Well someone has a spring in her step this morning. The Clampetts never did come back in last night and remained in the Caravan all night. I guess they must have worked their way through the book.

Mrs Clampett came in bright and cheery, and to say she looked 5hag ged out was an understatement. A bit of an embarrasing moment though, I didnt see her bring the book in and she left it on the side in the kitchen with my post it note torn out and plastered to the front of it with THANK YOU scrawled on it. We only realised the book had been left on the side when I was out walking to dog, and the window cleaner came in for his money and was waiting in the kitchen when Mrs J went upstairs to get the money for him. She came back into the kitchen (and being a cheeky 20 something) Dave the window cleaner was flicking through it. On his way out, he commented on the "rather detailed notes" and gave her a knowing wink. Well, Mrs J didnt know where to put herself (although page 69 was a clue). Rest assured the book is now firmly hidden from view in the kitchen draw.

Anyway, Mrs has returned to the Camper. I am back from the dog walk and Mrs J and I are about to get showered and go and buy some alcohol for tonight. A bit of us feels we should invite the clampetts over as we have family coming round, but a little bit thinks maybe some distance. Also, Mrs J's family are strict Catholics and may not appreciate the Devonish neighbours.

The great news for us of course is that we are still on with the sale (no news is good news and all that!)