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Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

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  • thejonesfamily
    thejonesfamily Posts: 228 Forumite
    They are still in the bedroom - it has all gone quiet.

    Ah well, better take the dog out before the Zen Garden Bank gets a daily deposit.
  • clutton_2
    clutton_2 Posts: 11,149 Forumite
    ""I told them BP were always looking out for toilet cleaners."

    maybe they could undertake some pre-job-training in your garden.......

    ""a bit of Mrs Clampetts knicker elastic went up the dyson" - what WERE they doing whilst breakfasting in your lovely home ????
  • thejonesfamily
    thejonesfamily Posts: 228 Forumite
    clutton wrote: »
    ""I told them BP were always looking out for toilet cleaners."

    maybe they could undertake some pre-job-training in your garden.......

    ""a bit of Mrs Clampetts knicker elastic went up the dyson" - what WERE they doing whilst breakfasting in your lovely home ????

    blame Dexter the puppy, when Mrs Clampett dropped her suitcase of knickers in the snow, she put them on the radiator to dry out and the puppy being a puppy chewed the gusset out of them.
  • Shoe_Gal
    Shoe_Gal Posts: 7,235 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I don't care if it's true - it's hilarious! :)
    Sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes - that's why we need really special ones!
    Total debt @ Oct 2008: £29,226.42 Credit Card- £[STRIKE]7493.56[/STRIKE] - £7243.56
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  • shegar
    shegar Posts: 1,978 Forumite
    Shoe_Gal wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I don't care if it's true - it's hilarious! :)

    Do you think so? it was the first few pages but its now gone OTT........:eek:its now addictive crap........
  • Accountant_Kerry
    Accountant_Kerry Posts: 630 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts Name Dropper
    this should defo be a sitcom!
    Aug 24 - Mortgage Balance £242,040.19
    Credit Card - £8,141.63 + £4,209.83
    Goals: Mortgage Free by 2035, Give up full time work once Mortgage Free, Ensure I have a pension income of £20k per year from 2035

  • Gwhiz
    Gwhiz Posts: 2,322 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Accountant_Kerry wrote: »
    this should defo be a sitcom!

    I'm guessing in some weird Eastern European country it probably is - where else do you think the OP got the idea?

    Fun for a few seconds,boring now. Fantasists should know when to quit.
  • clutton_2
    clutton_2 Posts: 11,149 Forumite
    Gwhiz - if you dont like it - dont read it..... siimples
  • Gwhiz
    Gwhiz Posts: 2,322 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    clutton wrote: »
    Gwhiz - if you dont like it - dont read it..... siimples

    How do you know if you like it unless you read it?

    Don't tell me you believe any of this nonsense? I had you down as fairly intelligent....
  • clutton_2
    clutton_2 Posts: 11,149 Forumite
    it makes me laugh..... do i care if its true or not ? no i dont ....
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