40 and Foolish!

NewLeaf_2

brizzledfw wrote: »

Hi lovely Jo:wave: NL's diary is a lovely place...we all like hanging out here..:T and she makes us laugh which is always a good thing!;)

NL...yoga mat..x

I love having you all pop in on y little corner of nuttiness...

Ok Yoga mat confession: I dont do yoga. I have hardwoord floors in my house and I was trying to do sit-ups and I could feel every nail going into me so it is more of a fat protection mat. I got the thickest one on amazon 6mm!

NewLeaf_2

and jo do stop around here more often.

Mrs PG had inspired me to start making lists. She makes useful ones, I make ones that are completely usless. Here is my first list. I figure it will come in handy since I think I have dementia.


Things I like: A clean house, intellect, wit, iced tea, Martha Stewart, good sheets, tequila, dogs, horses, smiling, fresh breath, children, cinema,shopping, sleeping in, perfume, working hard, chocolate, people who can get into my head, America, J Crew, Yorkshire pudding, party frocks, long walks,country houses, the sea, laughing until my sides split, music, saving money,cooking a huge Sunday lunch for all my friends, frozen margaritas, hot and soursoup, chocolate chip cookies, Lottie P, ginger hair, tomboys, Dave Grohl, Lewis Black, Miranda, Scottish or Northern accents, cupcakes



Things I loathe: bad smells, itchy fabrics, lazy people, runner beans, dreamcatchers, loud noises, pet birds, ugly shoes, poor personal hygiene, stuck up people, Republicans, waiting in line for ages, poor service, driving lessons,George Bush, dingy whites, arrogance, marmite, quitters, IKEA, mean people,figs, currants, debts, bad haircuts, pubes on the toliet seat, constipation, unmade beds, offal, being fat, SPAM, Facebook, spitting

NewLeaf_2

I think this list will grow over time

please-let-me-be-lucky

Those are awesome lists

Reminds me of a birthday card my Uncle bought my Dad years ago which said;

Chinese Proverb number 62
Life is like pubic hair on toilet seat
Eventually you get p*ssed off!!

missrlr

Well the only thing wrong with the first list is tequila .... Should be gin

please-let-me-be-lucky

Ah you just updated the list! I'm with you on Dave Grohl

NewLeaf_2

I might go straight for Dave Grohl

NewLeaf_2

Ok now in the spirit of sharing let me see your lists

missrlr

Things I like:
Doglet, riding, horses, smell of fresh mown grass, sweet peas, lilies, Australian Sauvignon blanc, mac book air, savings, a clean house, fresh bedding, crisp ironed shirts, my new super efficient warm coat, sharing sofa cuddles with Doglet, watching rugby, doing something for someone nice but unexpected and seeing the smile their face, waking up and realising its tg weekend and you don't have to get up, proper nice coffee, properly made earl grey tea, nice thin bone china mugs to drink from, my neighbours, the overwhelming and helpful support of my friends in the black box in recent times,

Things I don't like:
Debt, lies, deceit, dead flowers, slushy grey snow remains, DH being grumpy, my boss in snotty mood, smelly bins, smelly people, bad breath, rotten meat, wasting food, money making people lose sight of being nice to each other, people who drive at night but come to a standstill when headlights come towards them, people who swing the lead about being poorly, animals not living as long as humans, humans who don't treat animals with respect, people who spit, realising I have read a book already when I start it, not having a garden to enjoy, companies who charge you for a service and then it turns out to be faulty or substandard who don't apologise, companies who say you will be told by x time and then don't tell you at x time!

And time for a deep breath .....is that enough to be going on with?

grannyx2

Things I like BEING A PART OF NEWLEAF'S LIFE

Granny x