'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

Linnyg

You really must drink less water then.

darkblue_2

Doctor: "Perhaps we should have a private consultation..."

Doctor: "Well that will explain all your STDs......"

Doctor: "Why the hell are you telling me?"

Sue-Bob

- Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

- You just need a check-up.

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- Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!
- Of course you can't. That's why you're consulting two doctors for a problem that's clearly not medical.

Roorat1

Well, go down to Domino's. You can takeaway loads of dough.:D

Roorat1

It's the Dominoes effect: it only takes one to go down ...

couponcrazy_2

Would you credit it?! I have several Sterling options for a remedy here - I suggest you try one of everything - in for a penny in for a pound, that's what I always say!! :rotfl:

MARKdown_2

Eesa a seemple meester Looeees !
You justa gotta reelax anda bring yourselfa peezza !

Chestybird

Doctor - "Well that explains why the MRI scanner beeps every time you walk by!";)

PS - my son just invented a new word "luxurfrees" to describe all the stuff we're getting from this web site - teabags, breathright strips, 2 for 1's and so much more! You can tell you've cut the shopping budget when a 14 year old considers breathright strips to be a luxury!!

money247

Well............I don't normally charge for my services, but to help you I'll make an exception. You can have one consultation for £10, or two for £25. How's that?

bobbyposh

Seems you've contracted millionairia, so pennyshilling will be no use.