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'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion
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--Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! First it's pizza and then it's increasingly larger pairs of trousers.
--Sounds like the Domino Effect.I'm sure I went upstairs for some reason.0 -
Have you considered going private?0
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Doctor : Well you haven't got a lot of 'cents' then have you!0
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Dr: I'm not buying that, why are you really here.0
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Take 1 pizza, stuff the crust, watch your dough rise!0
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I know, you're my WIFE.0
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Now if that's Pennies I may need to check your Prostate!0
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this medicine usually cures it but don,t bank on it0
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Yes yes dear, but I've told you not to call me at work. Now put my credit card back in the cupboard....0
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Q: Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop spending money!
A: Well you're stupid then.0
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