'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

nwooll

Well go home and take these antibuyotics!

Anikhu

Patient: "Doctor Doctor, I just can’t stop spending money"

Doctor: (prescribes '1 x bung, used daily') "Try this. If you stop spending the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves..."

luckykev

my great freind mr pizza base got into financial difficulties and topped himself.a bit cheesy i know, but we were all salivating at the cremation

george5050

I'll need to see your chest to be on the safe side;)

froggy

well in that case I could do with a new stethoscope.

Salinger

I don't buy that

enjoychips

A simple operation to remove all credit cards should help

dewy

Doctor Well Mr Cameron, soon most parents won't be able to afford it so problem solved.

Paul_Varjak

Patient: 'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money!

Doctor: “How long have you known of this problem?”

Patient: Since August 17, 2010

Doctor: That is not very long and why are you so precise with the date?

Patient: I joined Martin’s website in 2004 to become a spendthrift but it was only on August 17, 2010 that Martin told me what the word meant!!

kdeciacco

I even tried window shopping but came back with two dormers!!!