'Doctor Doctor, I just can't stop spending money! Punchline contest" blog discussion

maverickchappy · 16 September 2010 at 11:22AM

don't worry, you're female

JoB · 16 September 2010 at 11:22AM

Take your clothes off and I'll give you a cheque-up!

Andymoney_2 · 16 September 2010 at 11:24AM

This may require surgery. A few cuts should do the trick.

GAZZA7745 · 16 September 2010 at 11:34AM

You are a woman. I'm afraid it's terminal.

GAZZA7745 · 16 September 2010 at 11:35AM

Are you related to my wife?

GAZZA7745 · 16 September 2010 at 11:38AM

"Doctor, Doctor, I just can't stop spending money"

"Well, I suppose this free pizza voucher is no good to you then?"

(I'll just have that one then Marty me old mate please

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arabrab29 · 16 September 2010 at 11:39AM

Doctor - dont buy pizza then, you knead your dough!

andybuchan · 16 September 2010 at 11:40AM

At last a case that will generate a great deal of interest!

springheeledjack · 16 September 2010 at 11:42AM

Perhaps you should stop paying for the Pope's trips then.

A1andy · 16 September 2010 at 11:47AM

Doctor; "All I can do is refer you to our specialist Mr Lewis. However I am sure that all he will suggest is that you do not live beyond your means and act your wage, and also, that money doesn't grow on sprees!"